Opening up a white collar crime consultancy firm

what if you applied for a job you're massively over qualified for and they just send this back

nuking my entire vscode install some keybindings didn't work the way they were supposed to despite removing all of them so I decided it would have been better to delete everything

I am now professionally unemployed 🎉

Hard thinker, this AI model
Thanks Google

making my GPU cry by asking about woodchucks

Running a local LLM exposed to the fediverse would probably be funny but you freaks would annihilate it with horrendous shit

Rejection from a job I applied in April just landed in my inbox, 10/10 no notes

GNU/Windows operative system

@oomfiebot

> 76 replies, bare minimum

Not stepping on that landmine thread

what a week, huh?

I hate session cookies, I fixed the stupid akkoma specific preferred frontend to expire after 400 days (the longest a cookie can be) so it doesn't die whenever I close librewolf

My CV is now available on a 3.5" High-Density floppy disk, going to hand those out when the unemployment office makes me go to a job fair for jobs that don't exist around here

> /home/oomfiebot/fedi_ebooks/mispy/model.rb:97:in 'consume_common': undefined method 'map' for an instance of String (NoMethodError)

Don't forget, you also need
- 5 years of experience in something that only existed for 3
- A Master's degree in bowling for a data analyst position
- To have never not worked a single day in your life, if you didn't have a job since birth, good luck pal
- To never use generative AI even though 90+% of ATS use generative AI to scan your CV for keywords and will immediately reject you if you don't have enough
- To compete with thousands of applicants that are all from the third world that aren't qualified under immigration laws or the actual job description
- To lie. Just lie.

Also the job salary, not listed, is under market by 20% and they only want someone within 1km from the office that's located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and will not accept anyone not already local. Good luck!

RE: https://poa.st/objects/e471137c-7605-47bf-811f-f116de28aec8

This dystopian hellscape brought to you by Palantir

BLOGLUST

I sure hope nothing bad happened in that brief period of time

Taking the froth zone down to update stuff I sure hope nothing bad happens