Sam
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589TypeScript and Windows 11 apologist. Hated cars before it was cool. Libertarian hater.
I know that I know nothing.
All of my posts are official government opinions and those of your employer.
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What your ATS says about your company
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- Ashby: You are a startup.
- Greenhouse: You’re basic, but you’re also inoffensive
- Lever: You think you take the path less travelled, but you don’t.
- Workday: Yes, I will use the same username and password for all of you. I don’t like you
- ICIMS: I hate you, die
- Oracle Cloud: STOP SAVING MY INFORMATION I DIDN’T ASK
- ADP: Your upper management is 90% over the age of 75
- Whatever the fuck governments use: I will copy and paste my answers to the same questions over and over again, I do not care.
- Your own boutique ATS: Fuck you.
- Email: Go fuck yourself.
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Payment processors are funny because they're another one of those natural monopolies like electricity, transportation, Internet, water that make no sense to be privatised but they are.
Something like SEPA would solve many of the problems that people have with companies like Visa, MasterCard, PayPal and Stripe
Something like SEPA would solve many of the problems that people have with companies like Visa, MasterCard, PayPal and Stripe
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Not elgible for unemployment for no reason again award
Even better, they did not pay me anything and the max benefit amount went down why what they should have paid me today. Fuck off!
Even better, they did not pay me anything and the max benefit amount went down why what they should have paid me today. Fuck off!
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Refining the ancient technique of "lying on my CV to try to get a job" to also include not my actual address in the middle of fucking nowhere but actually in the city I want to live and work in (thanks, IRL friend) because apparently recruiters and HR types do not think people move any more. I know housing is expensive but fuck off.
Also why does every ATS need to know my exact legal location
Also why does every ATS need to know my exact legal location
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Got a call from a recruiter, they say they want to immediately hire me. Got a call shortly after saying that they wanted someone already in the urban area the job would be located in (it's less than 100km away)
I hate rural life so much I want to burn every forest and farm to the ground
I hate rural life so much I want to burn every forest and farm to the ground
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Our house in the middle of fucking nowhere has been without electricity for nearly 24 hours now I hate living out here so much it's unreal
I cannot wait until the only time I return to the middle of nowhere is to be with my family but I can't look for jobs without a functioning internet connection beyond an unreliable hotspot
I cannot wait until the only time I return to the middle of nowhere is to be with my family but I can't look for jobs without a functioning internet connection beyond an unreliable hotspot
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anyone know what to do with a few fingers I won them in a bet in the basement of the local chinatown dive bar
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cream queen
creamqueen@clubcyberia.co
"Censorship isn't real. Nobody is regulating what you say"
"Unalive"
"Ass*ult"
"R*pe"
"M*rder"
"PDf file"
"Unalive"
"Ass*ult"
"R*pe"
"M*rder"
"PDf file"
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I've developed a brand new technique on job applications to try to get more interviews, I call it "lying about my experience"
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I don't understand how anyone can use xitter, the everything app or bluesky, the nothing app without wanting to kill themselves all the time
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Kind of wild that I open two different websites and it's like I see two completely different realities that are both false
Thank you, the Internet, for making everything an echo chamber
Thank you, the Internet, for making everything an echo chamber
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