Getting fingerblasted to a Charlie Kirk speech

Discord competing for the Enshittification any% world record (it already won because it's always been shit)

Oops! All Nihilism

@creamqueen @Rom13AncapHypoc there is nothing manlier

@Rom13AncapHypoc
Owning the libs by jackhammering my Miata so hard I cut my balls off

Owning the libs by, uh, is there anything left

Sliding into their Spotify DMs

@zero There's a joke here about Grok producing nothing but child porn and basically any woman ever naked but I can't put the bit together

@kirby I've been busy being employed

Sam Bankman Fried coming out as a Republican from prison so he can beg for a pardon easier was not on my 2026 bingo card

Too bad he lost all his money doing fraud so he can't do a very good bribe

All of my posts now are the official opinions of the government you live under btw

@sun
I work for the government now lol doing stuff with intellectual property so it's tech adjacent but also should be a lot less prone to short term uncertainty

@wertimer @bajax also,

1. There are few jobs anywhere especially in the software world for people without experience
2. Everyone and everything is all in on AI and it seems to be like a dot-com level of concentration
3. There is no job security anymore. I talked to one of my uni classmates who works for Amazon and they've said absolutely no one has morale because layoffs are never ending (they laid off 16k more in the last week, they were not laid off)

Plus everything @wertimer said about management of most places being stupids that don't actually know what they're doing ever (though that seems to be universal)

@benis_redux
No, I became a civil servant instead (fed arc)

I could not have picked a better time to have completely abandoned the tech (specifically software) industry

You know it's really bad when sloptubers and people that only cover technology can't help but talk about politics

I cannot wait for the Chinese century as America completely destroys itself in record time

@pwm is there a state in either definition that isn't corrupt?

It may be the confirmation bias but why does shit keep going down in of all places Minneapolis, Minnesota

@zero @bajax I became a government employee just over a month ago

the three genders