Why can't I get paid billions of dollars to do nothing the same way wind energy infrastructure builders are getting paid by the American taxpayer to not build anything

@zonk If you caused a major market event you could use it more

The only news website I follow is has-it-happened-yet.com

The tech industry is fine

Also don't bother looking the start-up is yet another wrapper onto ChatGPT/Claude

Yes, this is unfortunately real

@jeru

@mkljczk When I bought my phone it came with an offer for a year of Google AI Pro which includes Gemini

I was "given" access to Gemini when I bought my Pixel 10 Pro and I finally had to redeem it
Will I use it? Probably not. Maybe I should force myself to actually try it, if at least to make Google lose money every time I use it

https://portal.mozz.us/finger/thebackupbox.net/ring

Why does a finger ring exist

Try finger but ring

The safest computer is the one that's not connected to the internet

and not plugged in

and beaten into the dirt with a baseball bat

and then stolen by a homeless man

This is a real image posted by the most powerful man in the world

Context

I think bellend is my favourite British insult

@IAMAL_PHARIUS @RustyCrab the real data is the cocaine we snorted along the way

@bajax I've tried using the "frontier models" my government pays some contractor way too much money for a shitty system to wrap Claude or whatever, we have even been given a specific summary tool and it sucks absolute ass at summarising things because there is about a 10% chance it talks about something that's not in the document it was given to scrape at all

Even better, there's a similarity tool they FORCE us to use that I've never heard a single person find useful at all, so much so my supervisor has told me multiple different ways to just fake actually looking at what it returns instead of just ignoring the useless results

@Kalogerosstilitis2RevengeoftheJunta just for you, if you find all of the money, I'll give you four

@RustyCrab please don't dox I'm too busy blowing investors' money on an absolute mountain of cocaine in those big data centre buildings

I appear to have misplaced approximately 12.7 billion dollars, if someone could help me find them I might give you two or three of those dollars

https://ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/ai-mania-is-eviscerating-global-decision-making/
A very interesting article on the mass AI psychosis the entire tech industry and many world governments are experiencing all at once