Sam
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597TypeScript and Windows 11 apologist. Hated cars before it was cool. Not a fan of libertarians.
I know that I know nothing.
All of my posts are official government opinions and those of your employer.
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Why can't I be stupid, life is so much easier when you're stupid
This isn't a vague post btw just a general insight
This isn't a vague post btw just a general insight
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Days since prediction markets have last done something both illegal and unethical: 0
If the number ever goes above 1, please consult your local religious figure as it will be the end of the world
If the number ever goes above 1, please consult your local religious figure as it will be the end of the world
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Shout-out to the guy who has his linear algebra textbook available for free online as an annotated PDF and also just has a picture of himself and his cat on one of the first few pages
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The Internet is a lot like the protestant reformation where people will read absolutely insane things out of thin air with 0 evidence and treat it as true just replace religion with reality itself
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Becoming an diehard activist for anyone who wants to arrest and execute every nuisance streamer
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By some miracle my framework laptop is once again fully functional, the weird keyboard problem was fixed by just removing and re-applying the keyboard cable
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Griffith@clubcyberia.co
"We have old buildings" is to Europeans for AC what "we live far apart" is to Americans for public transit.
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One of these days I will have a fully functional framework laptop again; in its current form the keyboard is entirely dead because I think I broke the cable but I'm getting that replaced, but from what I remember before I broke the cable being an idiot the keyboard has a whole bunch of dead keys probably from whatever killed the first motherboard I had
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I will never install your awful app or ever sign up for an account on your awful platform let me view the one thing I want please and thank you, every modern monopolistic social media platform
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe 
newt@stereophonic.space
The C people don't want you to know this, but the main reason why reading from NULL is prohibited is because it makes a pretty good random number generator. So good, in fact, that it falls under the US prohibited exports list because even the NSA couldn't backdoor it.
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Silicon valley hasn't done anything worthwhile since like 2010 everything since is basically just avoiding regulations that they see as obsolete and then figuring out why those regulations exist the hard way
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I have yet to find a "substack author" whose writing style doesn't immediately want to make me kill myself with anything I have immediately nearby
This applies to both echo chambers substack has of statue PFP Nazis that are both Republican staffers as well as nonwhite and weird centre-left people that are probably funded by some billionaire no one has heard of before
This applies to both echo chambers substack has of statue PFP Nazis that are both Republican staffers as well as nonwhite and weird centre-left people that are probably funded by some billionaire no one has heard of before
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Whoever turned the heater on outside can you please turn it back off it shouldn't be this hot basically ever
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