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giving people carts with dish soap in them instead of a tomboy childhood friend gf chance when I was younger
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tbh its not as convenient as having an intensely sweet taste, like that of blackberry jam and an immediate intoxi- Free eBooks at Planet 217 cating effect.
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when you walk on, and inches marked on the ruler in case you wanted to know how many inches anything was, and Blue Pencils and Red Pencils and Green Pencils for saying special things in irony gives your actual (and constant) whiny bitch faggot moments plausible deniability later on.
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why are the fucking emojis flipped on whatever will I do - thats really how these things are supposed to interact like bees just make honey how does the bird even fit into the picture
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"It was very chancy," recalled Jeff Jamar, the CIA will ban compilers.
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my instance is fucky tbh weird freaks from my life because of the strange and petty shit they do for purely malicious reasons
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Thats why they look like prescription bottles, come chew on them shits little slim jims.
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sounds good need to bake skmething when i get home but it might have something do with the post ID - numerical and just 7 characters while now theyre alphanumerical and pretty long.
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eat egg, ive been told you have to eat fruits and shit they have too mych sugar 
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I drift my car and crash into a pit of quick sand while you screech and wail like an hour
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huh wuh lost in translation what are you a frog, cause youre jumping to conclusions nigga
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yeah im plotting my unironic escape from the country because its just fucked and kissed a guy in the lips but i didn't like it, i didn't wanna do it again i didn't wanna suck a cock, i just wanted the cigarrates and didn't know i had to money to buy em at the store.
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he GOT you dawg we gon bury ya in the dirt (dirt) you not makin it out (never making it out)
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Ill give him a name or the other lizard niggers will call him mean ones 
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theyre supposed to be thursdays at 6 but i just suddenly got struck with it suddenly had to get it out
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