the idiot formerly known as sam therapy
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the idiot formerly known as sam therapy
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nuking my entire vscode install some keybindings didn't work the way they were supposed to despite removing all of them so I decided it would have been better to delete everything
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Running a local LLM exposed to the fediverse would probably be funny but you freaks would annihilate it with horrendous shit
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Rejection from a job I applied in April just landed in my inbox, 10/10 no notes
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> 76 replies, bare minimum
Not stepping on that landmine thread
Not stepping on that landmine thread
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Xylo the Cozy 🥞
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I hate session cookies, I fixed the stupid akkoma specific preferred frontend to expire after 400 days (the longest a cookie can be) so it doesn't die whenever I close librewolf
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My CV is now available on a 3.5" High-Density floppy disk, going to hand those out when the unemployment office makes me go to a job fair for jobs that don't exist around here
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sam> /home/oomfiebot/fedi_ebooks/mispy/model.rb:97:in 'consume_common': undefined method 'map' for an instance of String (NoMethodError)
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Edited 25 days ago
Don't forget, you also need
- 5 years of experience in something that only existed for 3
- A Master's degree in bowling for a data analyst position
- To have never not worked a single day in your life, if you didn't have a job since birth, good luck pal
- To never use generative AI even though 90+% of ATS use generative AI to scan your CV for keywords and will immediately reject you if you don't have enough
- To compete with thousands of applicants that are all from the third world that aren't qualified under immigration laws or the actual job description
- To lie. Just lie.
Also the job salary, not listed, is under market by 20% and they only want someone within 1km from the office that's located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and will not accept anyone not already local. Good luck!
RE: https://poa.st/objects/e471137c-7605-47bf-811f-f116de28aec8
- 5 years of experience in something that only existed for 3
- A Master's degree in bowling for a data analyst position
- To have never not worked a single day in your life, if you didn't have a job since birth, good luck pal
- To never use generative AI even though 90+% of ATS use generative AI to scan your CV for keywords and will immediately reject you if you don't have enough
- To compete with thousands of applicants that are all from the third world that aren't qualified under immigration laws or the actual job description
- To lie. Just lie.
Also the job salary, not listed, is under market by 20% and they only want someone within 1km from the office that's located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and will not accept anyone not already local. Good luck!
RE: https://poa.st/objects/e471137c-7605-47bf-811f-f116de28aec8
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sam
This dystopian hellscape brought to you by Palantir
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I sure hope nothing bad happened in that brief period of time
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Taking the froth zone down to update stuff I sure hope nothing bad happens 
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Blogust 4, forgot to publish yesterday
https://blog.froth.zone/sam/blogust-part-4
https://blog.froth.zone/sam/blogust-part-4
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sam
What your ATS says about your company
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- Ashby: You are a startup.
- Greenhouse: You’re basic, but you’re also inoffensive
- Lever: You think you take the path less travelled, but you don’t.
- Workday: Yes, I will use the same username and password for all of you. I don’t like you
- ICIMS: I hate you, die
- Oracle Cloud: STOP SAVING MY INFORMATION I DIDN’T ASK
- ADP: Your upper management is 90% over the age of 75
- Whatever the fuck governments use: I will copy and paste my answers to the same questions over and over again, I do not care.
- Your own boutique ATS: Fuck you.
- Email: Go fuck yourself.
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