the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
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I hate session cookies, I fixed the stupid akkoma specific preferred frontend to expire after 400 days (the longest a cookie can be) so it doesn't die whenever I close librewolf
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My CV is now available on a 3.5" High-Density floppy disk, going to hand those out when the unemployment office makes me go to a job fair for jobs that don't exist around here
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@RustyCrab @Wrest That one is good for GUI, and if you want a CLI tool https://github.com/BurntSushi/ripgrep is good
inb4 >rust
inb4 >rust
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sam> /home/oomfiebot/fedi_ebooks/mispy/model.rb:97:in 'consume_common': undefined method 'map' for an instance of String (NoMethodError)
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@waifu @oomfiebot It's down because I don't understand Ruby I'm smacking it to try to fix it
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
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Edited 1 month ago
Don't forget, you also need
- 5 years of experience in something that only existed for 3
- A Master's degree in bowling for a data analyst position
- To have never not worked a single day in your life, if you didn't have a job since birth, good luck pal
- To never use generative AI even though 90+% of ATS use generative AI to scan your CV for keywords and will immediately reject you if you don't have enough
- To compete with thousands of applicants that are all from the third world that aren't qualified under immigration laws or the actual job description
- To lie. Just lie.
Also the job salary, not listed, is under market by 20% and they only want someone within 1km from the office that's located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and will not accept anyone not already local. Good luck!
RE: https://poa.st/objects/e471137c-7605-47bf-811f-f116de28aec8
- 5 years of experience in something that only existed for 3
- A Master's degree in bowling for a data analyst position
- To have never not worked a single day in your life, if you didn't have a job since birth, good luck pal
- To never use generative AI even though 90+% of ATS use generative AI to scan your CV for keywords and will immediately reject you if you don't have enough
- To compete with thousands of applicants that are all from the third world that aren't qualified under immigration laws or the actual job description
- To lie. Just lie.
Also the job salary, not listed, is under market by 20% and they only want someone within 1km from the office that's located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and will not accept anyone not already local. Good luck!
RE: https://poa.st/objects/e471137c-7605-47bf-811f-f116de28aec8
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
This dystopian hellscape brought to you by Palantir
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@benis_redux Good idea, sometimes one can only handle so much
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@benis_redux The funny thing is he was also correct that most urban centres are so full of NIMBYs that they will also achieve nothing. All of the stuff he wanted Seattle to do never happened. The monorail has 2 stops and the neighbourhood he lives in is only full of old rich people because they never built housing because the NIMBYs kept worrying about property values or some other BS
I respect both urbanites and ruralites, death to NIMBYs, and suburbanites aren't human.
I respect both urbanites and ruralites, death to NIMBYs, and suburbanites aren't human.
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sam
I sure hope nothing bad happened in that brief period of time
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sam
Taking the froth zone down to update stuff I sure hope nothing bad happens 
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Blogust 4, forgot to publish yesterday
https://blog.froth.zone/sam/blogust-part-4
https://blog.froth.zone/sam/blogust-part-4
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sam
What your ATS says about your company
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- Ashby: You are a startup.
- Greenhouse: You’re basic, but you’re also inoffensive
- Lever: You think you take the path less travelled, but you don’t.
- Workday: Yes, I will use the same username and password for all of you. I don’t like you
- ICIMS: I hate you, die
- Oracle Cloud: STOP SAVING MY INFORMATION I DIDN’T ASK
- ADP: Your upper management is 90% over the age of 75
- Whatever the fuck governments use: I will copy and paste my answers to the same questions over and over again, I do not care.
- Your own boutique ATS: Fuck you.
- Email: Go fuck yourself.
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