Sam
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581TypeScript and Windows 11 apologist. Hated cars before it was cool. Libertarian hater.
I know that I know nothing.
All of my posts are official government opinions and those of your employer.
@Zergling_man now with AI slop you can put even less effort into it
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New blog post of mine. I've been in the job application mine hard recently and I finally learned to just stop caring. I call it "Vibe Applying". You should [not] do it!
https://blog.froth.zone/sam/a-vibe-applying-manifesto
btw I have a blog
https://blog.froth.zone/sam/a-vibe-applying-manifesto
btw I have a blog
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Anyone want to start a business where we buy BNPL debt and allow people to pay it off in 4 easy 0% interest payments, I call them SBS: Stupidity Backed Securities. We could even sell them for pennies on the dollar to banks and other financial institutions trying to diversify their portfolios!
There is absolutely no way this can go tits up
There is absolutely no way this can go tits up
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> unsecured debt is extremely risky
Imagine my shock that Klarna is losing money on people not paying their loans on Doordashed 300% markup McDonalds
Imagine my shock that Klarna is losing money on people not paying their loans on Doordashed 300% markup McDonalds
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@grumbulon @RustyCrab @waifu If anyone has any ideas for a better tribute (hehe) beyond my parody poem we can replace the landing page
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Betting €13 on the US economy being in recession come the end of July I'm a high roller (currently an 80% chance that I am wrong is priced in)
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Buy Now Pay Later really seems like one of those things that becomes really popular right before a major financial crisis and then immediately becomes illegal because of how risky it is
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@RustyCrab @sneeden That it couldn't go tits up despite the extreme risk and minimal reward BNPL entails. Klarna barely made money before delinquencies start to rise.
The currently only publicly traded one, Affirm, which only works in the US AFAIK, is barely profitable
The currently only publicly traded one, Affirm, which only works in the US AFAIK, is barely profitable
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Found another one of my gangstalkers (someone who has the same internet name as me) on Bluesky
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No one verified on any platform (Shitter, whatever the hell Bluesky is trying, whatever the fuck Soapbox does) is remotely intelligent a certain kind of stupid is required to be bestowed the 
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Someone is saying something stupid on the internet but I am not going to chime in and say they're wrong because they will never change their mind no matter what I say
I've beaten social media when do the credits roll
I've beaten social media when do the credits roll
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@sneeden Stop jerkin it
Hope you get better soon I'd probably try immobilizing it to see if it gets better or worse
Hope you get better soon I'd probably try immobilizing it to see if it gets better or worse
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@eric @splitshockvirus Federal intelligence agencies cannot investigate their way out of a paper bag the myth that they're this omnipresent force that is spying on your every move is probably the only effective propaganda they've ever done
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@splitshockvirus I wish I got paid I suffer for free
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