the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
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550TypeScript and Windows apologist. Hated cars before it was cool.
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
> 76 replies, bare minimum
Not stepping on that landmine thread
Not stepping on that landmine thread
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Xylo the Cozy 🥞
the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
I hate session cookies, I fixed the stupid akkoma specific preferred frontend to expire after 400 days (the longest a cookie can be) so it doesn't die whenever I close librewolf
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
My CV is now available on a 3.5" High-Density floppy disk, going to hand those out when the unemployment office makes me go to a job fair for jobs that don't exist around here
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam> /home/oomfiebot/fedi_ebooks/mispy/model.rb:97:in 'consume_common': undefined method 'map' for an instance of String (NoMethodError)
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
Edited 1 month ago
Don't forget, you also need
- 5 years of experience in something that only existed for 3
- A Master's degree in bowling for a data analyst position
- To have never not worked a single day in your life, if you didn't have a job since birth, good luck pal
- To never use generative AI even though 90+% of ATS use generative AI to scan your CV for keywords and will immediately reject you if you don't have enough
- To compete with thousands of applicants that are all from the third world that aren't qualified under immigration laws or the actual job description
- To lie. Just lie.
Also the job salary, not listed, is under market by 20% and they only want someone within 1km from the office that's located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and will not accept anyone not already local. Good luck!
RE: https://poa.st/objects/e471137c-7605-47bf-811f-f116de28aec8
- 5 years of experience in something that only existed for 3
- A Master's degree in bowling for a data analyst position
- To have never not worked a single day in your life, if you didn't have a job since birth, good luck pal
- To never use generative AI even though 90+% of ATS use generative AI to scan your CV for keywords and will immediately reject you if you don't have enough
- To compete with thousands of applicants that are all from the third world that aren't qualified under immigration laws or the actual job description
- To lie. Just lie.
Also the job salary, not listed, is under market by 20% and they only want someone within 1km from the office that's located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and will not accept anyone not already local. Good luck!
RE: https://poa.st/objects/e471137c-7605-47bf-811f-f116de28aec8
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
This dystopian hellscape brought to you by Palantir
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
I sure hope nothing bad happened in that brief period of time
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
Taking the froth zone down to update stuff I sure hope nothing bad happens 
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
Blogust 4, forgot to publish yesterday
https://blog.froth.zone/sam/blogust-part-4
https://blog.froth.zone/sam/blogust-part-4
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
What your ATS says about your company
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- Ashby: You are a startup.
- Greenhouse: You’re basic, but you’re also inoffensive
- Lever: You think you take the path less travelled, but you don’t.
- Workday: Yes, I will use the same username and password for all of you. I don’t like you
- ICIMS: I hate you, die
- Oracle Cloud: STOP SAVING MY INFORMATION I DIDN’T ASK
- ADP: Your upper management is 90% over the age of 75
- Whatever the fuck governments use: I will copy and paste my answers to the same questions over and over again, I do not care.
- Your own boutique ATS: Fuck you.
- Email: Go fuck yourself.
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
> Competition is for losers
- Peter Thiel, arch-capitalist
- Peter Thiel, arch-capitalist
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
Payment processors are funny because they're another one of those natural monopolies like electricity, transportation, Internet, water that make no sense to be privatised but they are.
Something like SEPA would solve many of the problems that people have with companies like Visa, MasterCard, PayPal and Stripe
Something like SEPA would solve many of the problems that people have with companies like Visa, MasterCard, PayPal and Stripe
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
Not elgible for unemployment for no reason again award
Even better, they did not pay me anything and the max benefit amount went down why what they should have paid me today. Fuck off!
Even better, they did not pay me anything and the max benefit amount went down why what they should have paid me today. Fuck off!
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
Refining the ancient technique of "lying on my CV to try to get a job" to also include not my actual address in the middle of fucking nowhere but actually in the city I want to live and work in (thanks, IRL friend) because apparently recruiters and HR types do not think people move any more. I know housing is expensive but fuck off.
Also why does every ATS need to know my exact legal location
Also why does every ATS need to know my exact legal location
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
Got a call from a recruiter, they say they want to immediately hire me. Got a call shortly after saying that they wanted someone already in the urban area the job would be located in (it's less than 100km away)
I hate rural life so much I want to burn every forest and farm to the ground
I hate rural life so much I want to burn every forest and farm to the ground
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