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Don't forget, you also need
- 5 years of experience in something that only existed for 3
- A Master's degree in bowling for a data analyst position
- To have never not worked a single day in your life, if you didn't have a job since birth, good luck pal
- To never use generative AI even though 90+% of ATS use generative AI to scan your CV for keywords and will immediately reject you if you don't have enough
- To compete with thousands of applicants that are all from the third world that aren't qualified under immigration laws or the actual job description
- To lie. Just lie.

Also the job salary, not listed, is under market by 20% and they only want someone within 1km from the office that's located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and will not accept anyone not already local. Good luck!

RE: https://poa.st/objects/e471137c-7605-47bf-811f-f116de28aec8

This dystopian hellscape brought to you by Palantir

BLOGLUST

I sure hope nothing bad happened in that brief period of time

Taking the froth zone down to update stuff I sure hope nothing bad happens

Blogust 4, forgot to publish yesterday
https://blog.froth.zone/sam/blogust-part-4

> Competition is for losers
- Peter Thiel, arch-capitalist

Payment processors are funny because they're another one of those natural monopolies like electricity, transportation, Internet, water that make no sense to be privatised but they are.
Something like SEPA would solve many of the problems that people have with companies like Visa, MasterCard, PayPal and Stripe

Not elgible for unemployment for no reason again award
Even better, they did not pay me anything and the max benefit amount went down why what they should have paid me today. Fuck off!

A lot of you guys need therapy tbh

blogust 2

Refining the ancient technique of "lying on my CV to try to get a job" to also include not my actual address in the middle of fucking nowhere but actually in the city I want to live and work in (thanks, IRL friend) because apparently recruiters and HR types do not think people move any more. I know housing is expensive but fuck off.
Also why does every ATS need to know my exact legal location

I am consumed with rage

Got a call from a recruiter, they say they want to immediately hire me. Got a call shortly after saying that they wanted someone already in the urban area the job would be located in (it's less than 100km away)

I hate rural life so much I want to burn every forest and farm to the ground

blogust

Our house in the middle of fucking nowhere has been without electricity for nearly 24 hours now I hate living out here so much it's unreal
I cannot wait until the only time I return to the middle of nowhere is to be with my family but I can't look for jobs without a functioning internet connection beyond an unreliable hotspot

anyone know what to do with a few fingers I won them in a bet in the basement of the local chinatown dive bar

"Censorship isn't real. Nobody is regulating what you say"
"Unalive"
"Ass*ult"
"R*pe"
"M*rder"
"PDf file"