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591TypeScript and Windows 11 apologist. Hated cars before it was cool. Not a fan of libertarians.
I know that I know nothing.
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@Inginsub cheaper SSDs also usually don't have DRAM caches which can make sustained read/write speeds insanely slow though I heard that there was some way to mitigate that
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One of these days I will have a fully functional framework laptop again; in its current form the keyboard is entirely dead because I think I broke the cable but I'm getting that replaced, but from what I remember before I broke the cable being an idiot the keyboard has a whole bunch of dead keys probably from whatever killed the first motherboard I had
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I will never install your awful app or ever sign up for an account on your awful platform let me view the one thing I want please and thank you, every modern monopolistic social media platform
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@EdBoatConnoisseur @Suiseiseki @shitpisscum sed is a hard worker it doesn't ask for breaks or a raise
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@RustyCrab @shitpisscum yeah it's already a thing through mingw and msys2
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@shitpisscum some insane person at Microsoft took uutils and made it work on Windows: https://github.com/microsoft/coreutils
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe 
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The C people don't want you to know this, but the main reason why reading from NULL is prohibited is because it makes a pretty good random number generator. So good, in fact, that it falls under the US prohibited exports list because even the NSA couldn't backdoor it.
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Silicon valley hasn't done anything worthwhile since like 2010 everything since is basically just avoiding regulations that they see as obsolete and then figuring out why those regulations exist the hard way
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I have yet to find a "substack author" whose writing style doesn't immediately want to make me kill myself with anything I have immediately nearby
This applies to both echo chambers substack has of statue PFP Nazis that are both Republican staffers as well as nonwhite and weird centre-left people that are probably funded by some billionaire no one has heard of before
This applies to both echo chambers substack has of statue PFP Nazis that are both Republican staffers as well as nonwhite and weird centre-left people that are probably funded by some billionaire no one has heard of before
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Whoever turned the heater on outside can you please turn it back off it shouldn't be this hot basically ever
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To whomever designed a new branch of annoying anti-adblock where you get an extremely vague JavaScript popup that makes the entire website completely unusable, I hope you and everyone you love or care about has something bad but not terrible happen to them
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My grocery and power bills may be steadily going up while my wages remain stagnant and my rent is half my net income while new echelons of wealth get created but at least we can say retard on the Internet again and talk about culture war bullshit on the Everything App
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Lyft keeps giving me an offer for 50% off my first ride the moment the previous one expires
Yeah I'll just take public transportation instead thank you
Yeah I'll just take public transportation instead thank you
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