Diagnosed with stage 4 irony poisoning

@grumbulon will she be going to Mr beast Saudi Arabia theme park

@grumbulon why did you ping me about that

@grumbulon HDMI works in mysterious ways

if you told me before today the thomas the tank engine fandom wasn't only made up of actual children and low functioning autistics I would have shot you

Thomas the tank engine community dont fuck around lil bro we are gonna kill you

Waiting impatiently for something to maybe happen and dying inside

@bajax you should!

I got reminded Rod Dreher still exists my day is ruined

I've been thinking about a screenshot I've seen of someone treating the derivative limit definition they teach you in the first week of calculus I as something deep and full of meaning and one of allegedly the smartest people in the history of mankind looks at it and instead of realising it's the thing they show you once as a first year in university and immediately forget it's actually so le deep

The damage the influencerization of society has caused should not be understated

@binkle he;s thinkin about thos beans

@benis_redux i wish i got paid a lot of money to do nothing

The truest culture warriors are rich VC types

YouTube recommended me a podcast that gets no views from a "VC" firm that is just a bunch of smug white nationalists / neo Nazis

How did they know I can't help but listen to this garbage

@sam Solving the problem of house prices by killing yourself
Solving the problem of grocery prices by killing yourself
Solving the problem of taxes by killing yourself
Solving the problem of traffic by killing yourself
Solving the problem of irritating coworkers by killing yourself
Solving the problem of loneliness by killing yourself
Solving the problem of annoying advertisements by killing yourself
Solving the problem of technology being dogshit by killing yourself

@fwc suicide solves a lot of your problems by making them everyone else's

Solving the problem of car prices by not having or needing a car

Forecasted that it might be a good week this week

@Junes you are, as the kids say, the big pig