Sam
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> one chance to name your hotel chain
> can't think of a new name
> submit something stupid to meet the deadline
> they accept it
can't think of any other reason why there is a hotel chain called "W".
> can't think of a new name
> submit something stupid to meet the deadline
> they accept it
can't think of any other reason why there is a hotel chain called "W".
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@meso @bajax @thatbrickster because BB wants positive publicity and most podcast bros (Rogan, Vonn, Schulz) are so stupid they just let anyone roll over them. (see: any podcast bro interview with Trump or Vance)
They go like 20 minutes in part of that video without saying a single word and he just yaps and yaps about how it's not genocide because Hamas
They go like 20 minutes in part of that video without saying a single word and he just yaps and yaps about how it's not genocide because Hamas
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@meso @bajax @thatbrickster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZvCmAgRWI0 if you want to listen to two THIRTY YEAR OLD former "pranksters" talk to a wanted war criminal click the youtube link
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@waifu by emoji do you mean a UTF 🎣 emoji or a custom 
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@sam nobody ever got a job through linked in that wasnt "i messaged i guy i worked with there"
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@zero you might never have a job again, but at least it would be funny
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@Forestofenchantment @RustyCrab @anemone @arcana @waifu @niobleoum Aren't you supposed to be in prison, former Congressman George Santos
3 people will get this joke but it is still funny
3 people will get this joke but it is still funny
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@RustyCrab @Forestofenchantment @anemone @arcana @waifu @niobleoum they don't read your linkedin unless it's a small company and you're one of like six applicants, most larger companies employ some kind of CV scanner to score keywords and can (and do) auto reject those that don't have enough keywords, enough experience, or whatever
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@RustyCrab @Forestofenchantment @anemone @arcana @waifu this is only mostly true according to Wikipedia places like New York, New Jersey and DC where age discrimination of any kind is illegal (unless it's for legal reasons like preventing someone under 21 from bartending)
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@waifu fire it my direction, worst I can do is nothing
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@RustyCrab @Forestofenchantment @anemone @arcana @waifu This is actually pretty common, you can even see it in the few places willing to hire someone with less than two years of hard experience. Fun fact, in the US, age discrimination is only illegal if you're over 40. If they're under 40, get fucked.
Source: https://www.dol.gov/agencies/oasam/centers-offices/civil-rights-center/internal/policies/age-discrimination
Source: https://www.dol.gov/agencies/oasam/centers-offices/civil-rights-center/internal/policies/age-discrimination
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@Forestofenchantment @RustyCrab @anemone @arcana @waifu it’s never what you know, it’s who you know. You don’t need to know C from C# if you aren’t categorically incompetent and have someone that already works at the company you’re trying to get into.
Especially now in the age of both AI generated CVs and AI scanning said CVs for buzzwords
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@RustyCrab @Forestofenchantment @anemone @arcana @waifu discriminated against for being retarded, many such cases!
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what would you like help with
@RustyCrab @anemone @arcana @waifu the fun part about job applications is the entire process is extremely opaque. They could deny you for all sorts of reasons and you just have to guess because 99% of them will never tell you anything. Not that I blame them, telling thousands of people "they're not qualified" or "you need to be able to work here without a visa" is probably nearly impossible
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@waifu @RustyCrab @anemone @arcana I have absolutely no opinion in this whatsoever from my month of unemployment in which more than half of the places I apply to never bother even telling me no
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@RustyCrab I doubt the venn diagram crossover between tw*tter masculinity grifters and Intel investors/employees is very high but at this point what do they have left to lose
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