the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
@bajax @thatbrickster that interview was the worst thing I ever listened to
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@sam nobody ever got a job through linked in that wasnt "i messaged i guy i worked with there"
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
@Forestofenchantment @RustyCrab @anemone @arcana @waifu @niobleoum Aren't you supposed to be in prison, former Congressman George Santos
3 people will get this joke but it is still funny
3 people will get this joke but it is still funny
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
@RustyCrab @Forestofenchantment @anemone @arcana @waifu @niobleoum they don't read your linkedin unless it's a small company and you're one of like six applicants, most larger companies employ some kind of CV scanner to score keywords and can (and do) auto reject those that don't have enough keywords, enough experience, or whatever
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
@RustyCrab @Forestofenchantment @anemone @arcana @waifu this is only mostly true according to Wikipedia places like New York, New Jersey and DC where age discrimination of any kind is illegal (unless it's for legal reasons like preventing someone under 21 from bartending)
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
@RustyCrab @Forestofenchantment @anemone @arcana @waifu This is actually pretty common, you can even see it in the few places willing to hire someone with less than two years of hard experience. Fun fact, in the US, age discrimination is only illegal if you're over 40. If they're under 40, get fucked.
Source: https://www.dol.gov/agencies/oasam/centers-offices/civil-rights-center/internal/policies/age-discrimination
Source: https://www.dol.gov/agencies/oasam/centers-offices/civil-rights-center/internal/policies/age-discrimination
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam@Forestofenchantment @RustyCrab @anemone @arcana @waifu it’s never what you know, it’s who you know. You don’t need to know C from C# if you aren’t categorically incompetent and have someone that already works at the company you’re trying to get into.
Especially now in the age of both AI generated CVs and AI scanning said CVs for buzzwords
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
@RustyCrab @Forestofenchantment @anemone @arcana @waifu discriminated against for being retarded, many such cases!
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
@RustyCrab @anemone @arcana @waifu the fun part about job applications is the entire process is extremely opaque. They could deny you for all sorts of reasons and you just have to guess because 99% of them will never tell you anything. Not that I blame them, telling thousands of people "they're not qualified" or "you need to be able to work here without a visa" is probably nearly impossible
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
@waifu @RustyCrab @anemone @arcana I have absolutely no opinion in this whatsoever from my month of unemployment in which more than half of the places I apply to never bother even telling me no
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
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@RustyCrab I doubt the venn diagram crossover between tw*tter masculinity grifters and Intel investors/employees is very high but at this point what do they have left to lose
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the Idiot formerly known as Sam Therapy
sam
Swapping the default frontend on the froth zone from akkoma fe to pleroma fe because pleroma fe is just better
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@StaleDonut @RustyCrab if you did want to try fraud like that though now is probably the best time, even if you did get caught by the auditors that didn't get fired if you donate to anyone political beforehand they'll just pardon you
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