@raf will this work

@RustyCrab He's too autistic to live

@RustyCrab oh that makes sense and has existed in spaces like manufacturing since the 80s. They still manufacture 486 class CPUs for old manufacturing systems that have existed forever.
The job I interviewed for today (a somewhat prominent mnufacturer of windows for new houses) has a bunch of those. Expanding them outside of that space would be an interesting idea. I remember the POS systems at my retail job just being those little Intel NUCs they used to make.
On that last point yeah that'll be impossible to make writing malware truly impractical it'd be like making a car that couldn't kill its occupants or pedestrians, a functional product but nothing like it originally was intended to be

@RustyCrab The obvious devil's advocate is that hardware has a monetary cost that software does not and our current economic system is based on making the cost of production as low as humanly possible (or lower) that the increased cost and complexity of having everything apart isn't worth it.
Plus if I remember my computing history a lot of things that used to exist on the motherboard (the old "north bridge", memory on newer ARM MacBooks) got moved to the CPU package because the speeds required were so high it that separating it wasn't just a cost problem but also a latency problem because electrons can only go so fast. The tolerances for the most recent PCI-E generations is extremely close to being 0 because if one of the circuit leads is a micron too long the timings will fail

t. Studied this kind of engineering in university [which means nothing]

@Inginsub @pernia @phnt least verbose functional programming paper

@sam @pernia @phnt https://themonadreader.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/fizzbuzz.pdf

@sam @pernia This is the only correct implementation.

https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition

@phnt @pernia I already knew what this was going to be but it's still one of the best joke softwares I've seen

@pernia @phnt true I'd love to hear what cunnyrapist69, hitlerslefthandman and transrightsarehumanrights2012 thinks about how to do fizzbuzz

If you need to pay a focus group millions of dollars to figure out why people don't trust anything you say and actively dislike everything you stand for maybe you have just bought a mirror instead

alex gleason needs to bridge linkedin to the fediverse

@ruina #vore

> apply externally
> I already applied to this job

I hate you so much, LinkedIn.

@sun @Inginsub @RustyCrab it's a lot easier to avoid taxes by just getting paid in stock options and borrowing off of them when you're immensely rich anyway. Even makes it easy to pass on since margin doesn't get inherited so as long as line goes up you'll never go bankrupt

@sun @Inginsub @RustyCrab I agree that NFT mania was mainly people trying to play hot ape jpg to not be the bagholder with a little bit of wash sales and/or insider trading but that's pretty normal for trading securities
Memecoins are the new scam the kids (and leaders of countries) are getting away with nowadays

@sun @Inginsub @RustyCrab Yes but unless you fuck up royally like Safemoon or FTX the people currently in charge of investigating fraud simply do not care

@Inginsub @RustyCrab If you want to launder money now crypto is a lot lower barrier of entry and you don't need an ugly statue thing