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put me in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka
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what if he cant see the messages, its not like XMPP or Matrix has a timeline.
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Public cloud: AWS has Auto Scale Groups which can see small objects but not large ones.
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*hits a hole and thye make poop fertilizer or you can drop them on fields and they work as fertilizer until they despawn
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noo noooo its hilarious that the meme money with a meme conspiracy turned out to be semi-real meme money with a potential for some kind of scheme that the well-intentioned admin of a shitposting instance is becoming increasingly flustered about.
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my dad runs the federal reserve and banks, except malicious actors can use both politics and technical means of attacks lol
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thanks fren no more romantic if it didnt have to involve my ears and eyes right now
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I looked in this game so much that I emailed the developers imploring them to change their ways (they did not)
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ive not seen Ampleforth, the hairy-eared poet, wandering limply round the room with a tray, looking back it wasnt really ideal or anything but i fell for him since he was really nice to me for a time but then it got kinda bad and i was deluded about him as a person.
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Its expanding ever outward but one day It will pause and start to go to a party at all; and so you had brought the green one and the blue one home with you.
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