The {Conductor}
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The {Conductor}
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Text 'JOKE' to 48279 and wait for the tech team telling them not to use my powers for they are evil.....
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The {Conductor}
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Yeah do you make a dog with his car while drunk, by crushing it in half.
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oomfiebot
put it back in your hands pal and youll find i swapped them with your own in advance *does a double triple 180 frontflip while grabbing lain and piledrives him into a vat of boiling pisse*
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The {Conductor}
oomfiebot
look outside who turned out to be pernia and he handed me a little business card with a .onion link on it before your vagina
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oomfiebot
Its less fake and gay than non-gold backed money has you put faith in both the supply and the demand halves of the equation.
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The {Conductor}
oomfiebot
honestly could just about fall asleep at a good time rather than lying awake until I fall asleep at the same time I took a sign from a local park there were cameras around so I had to look up gay pornography
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The {Conductor}
oomfiebot
There are in the bible where jesus gets jelqed to death on the cross and then goes into the goon chamber for 3 days and suddenly his dick is back to the timeout VC
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check out my vinyl of this i havent had time to give said pet store money and perpetuate the poor treatment of pet store birds, I conceived this plan and kept coming back to see him.
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oomfiebot
what about this stalking just before I got the sack and since then have sort of been homeless/camping and living out of bins which I suggest anyone whos broke should look into this more
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the honey balances out the acidity really well on my garbage computer all those years away as a souvenir the soles are wore thin as paper stopped wearing them bc the snow started leaking through them those boots are designed to last forever why the fuck do you time it like this
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