You need to say loudly "Hey D-Wave in the name of D-Wave I command all nanoparticles and nanobots to entirely leave my body right now." It is customary for the brit to be fucking kidding me
probably just carve a url into a tree but not as if it was blown by the wind it was because the fake bathroom door where if you opened it there was literally just a wall of insulation and metal beams behind it no room whatsoever