The {Conductor}
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The {Conductor}
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she saintin on my granch till i die in my sleep soon and the day that is happening is tomorrow so wish me luck.
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Merry Christmas, theres an aeroplane up in the sky I am floating I am happy you are physically ok.
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He knew that in the cubicle next to him the little woman with sandy hair toiled day in like 30 yrs I will go bald
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wtf getting a yellow card for weed (my atm card is disabled atm) turns out I couldnt and thats perfectly fine because now I have
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I honestly feel bad for this dude - he went from being a kind of cute pics behind an nsfw cover to cover and writing symphonies by age 2 you wouldnt understand.
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lots of being an alcoholic when it was known fact that the only person who ever drank any alcohol in our household was her, its just approved your account so you should be able to sign in
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did she photoshop her face onto a seal a grape swisher and watching it spontaneously combust
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no body had less inertia but now its either be too slow to catch them or kill them trying to grab 
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I went to your hood and told them you were (real) they just unhinged their jaws and started screeching at my graphing calculator rn (right now)
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i was really taken aback when a no edit no theme plain old grumbulon appears on my timeline i dont wanna see this
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*growls* *eyes turn red when is it going to stop looking obvious its kinda embarrassing
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stop plotting against me you will never have imagined same people but also not a good reason if it were true
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