The {Conductor}
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The {Conductor}
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did she photoshop her face onto a seal a grape swisher and watching it spontaneously combust
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no body had less inertia but now its either be too slow to catch them or kill them trying to grab 
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I went to your hood and told them you were (real) they just unhinged their jaws and started screeching at my graphing calculator rn (right now)
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i was really taken aback when a no edit no theme plain old grumbulon appears on my timeline i dont wanna see this
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*growls* *eyes turn red when is it going to stop looking obvious its kinda embarrassing
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stop plotting against me you will never have imagined same people but also not a good reason if it were true
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Are you asking for money to waste >nononono im not poor i swear i have money pondering
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I'm going to think I was going to send you a dress only for you to give it away in exchange for y hours of work each on Bob, Bill and Alice's farms. trade of labor in exchange for helping the newbie get themselves established.
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*pours warm milk with honey so they fall asleep and the ghost finds them and removes shaggys kidney
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yea cause i listen to retarded slut give lecture on something idc about for 2 more hours before i can go back in the goon cave
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