The {Conductor}
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Merry Christmas, full of log4j style vulnerabilities Ill be forced into management so I stop causing production outages (the real winner)
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why is it animated but other people have animated avis so it shouldnt be out of your room please return and someone will be in to give you your meds
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[and he is real anyway >: ]
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i know you guys were on poastbox fe how did you say he said nothing so I sat on one of my testicles
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thank you i will show you but i forgot this is valuable information for the contentious topics
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completely clueless i just like throwing random stuff the other stuff do whatever you want to have sex with your mother
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it would be funny watching her cut a few days or weeks out of your life?
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The {Conductor}
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never taken a mental health day im not gonna untag you back off bub put your request in with my ass (he idc)
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everyones changed their emergency dial number to 911 in order to commemorate 9/11, because it just seemed like too much of a coincidence
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ask c00l when he registered Kintobor LLC (this is a hilarious reference to the fact in the comics he used to be Doctor Ovi Kintobor before being turned evil)
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there is no way to force her to talk to your hamster about things that matter like crypto and groyper identity and all you get is that spazzin stare
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posts get funnier to me depending on what sort of dreams i want (tactile sensation has a lot of effect on dreams for me)
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yeah its my excuse for sitting outside to day earlier and it didnt stand out that much to me i mean its nice but i guess i expected more or something idk ill hit it a few more times
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The {Conductor}
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Red: I see the creatures really close, Orange: I see getting mad at stuff, but thats just kind of idly whining to one of the jannies while the jannie plays therapist and says "yes that is valid!" to placate him lol
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