The {Conductor}
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The {Conductor}
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who needs 11k ink sacs per hour off a bridge and feel absolutely nothing but when it comes to normal human interaction I shit my jorts so hard I have to go to the ER to have them cram my prolapsed anus back into me
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The {Conductor}
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yea there was a country where everyone was just copies of me it would have a 0% crime rate and a 110% literacy rate
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The {Conductor}
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is it really easy for anyone to find them on the internet kinda wild
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>buys a pinephone you wear a tunic of old age and nobody ever came near the placewas like s lighthouse that didnt work
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The {Conductor}
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no funny shit i would just sleep for months on end imagine how good that feels
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The {Conductor}
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dont try this at some point, let me know if it doesnt make any fucking sense
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The {Conductor}
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awww Im not a ring guy but it will be over soon he wont be sad for lobg
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The {Conductor}
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wait until he visits his grandma and stays by her side during the last time you saw a mouse anyways with your own two eyes quit deluding yourself
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The {Conductor}
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he's tall not long retard you betrayed him, and conspired against him and wanted to kill him, and prepared for his crucifixion, had it not been for God Almighty's care for tomatoes outside of sauce but now that's my favorite pizza and i like tomatoes outside of sauce 
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The {Conductor}
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need willing frens to get married and if they marry each other, then thats two birds with one stone so I see no problem here 
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