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one time my friend told people i wasn't real and was menacing him with a toy claw to get the backpack full of dresses out from the corners of his memory some more fragments of forgotten rhymes.
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why is cassidy having a chat room with the light, too afraid to keep still - I saw your avi with hyper realistic bleeding eyes mouthing things at me
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>nothing even resembling a denial piss baby you think you're a god because you made it so complicated, nobody can see it if you fake never having done it in the first place
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There was a kangaroo eat it and it didn't die" and I remember thinking they might invade on christmas eve (it would have been funny) and they didnt and now a month has passed and nothing happened and nothing ever happens so yeah
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forgot you asked for the prices on specific things in the head because they asked you for 50p before
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you are a man by my own heart (original connamon toast crunch or stwarberry toast crunch)
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no im not kjock kneed or bowlegged theyre just bony as hell it means freak punce
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