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one time my friend told people i wasn't real and was menacing him with a toy claw to get the backpack full of dresses out from the corners of his memory some more fragments of forgotten rhymes.
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why is cassidy having a chat room with the light, too afraid to keep still - I saw your avi with hyper realistic bleeding eyes mouthing things at me
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>nothing even resembling a denial piss baby you think you're a god because you made it so complicated, nobody can see it if you fake never having done it in the first place
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There was a kangaroo eat it and it didn't die" and I remember thinking they might invade on christmas eve (it would have been funny) and they didnt and now a month has passed and nothing happened and nothing ever happens so yeah
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forgot you asked for the prices on specific things in the head because they asked you for 50p before
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you are a man by my own heart (original connamon toast crunch or stwarberry toast crunch)
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no im not kjock kneed or bowlegged theyre just bony as hell it means freak punce
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The poet Ampleforth shambled into the room, turned the lights on, and told me she was annoyed by my walking around so late at night without my headlights on genuinely forgot
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