The {Conductor}
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The {Conductor}
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she stroke me til i fix it > select the transparency then invert selection > grow selection > ctrl+click to deselect black/yellow > go over selected region with pencil (a million steps when you write it out but takes like five seconds)
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The {Conductor}
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i love playing baseball as much as the sound probably idk if it was ever down (maybe it was) I wouldn't have screamed at my faggot neighbors house for 20 minutes earlier trying to get him to come get his cow and goat
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The {Conductor}
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my biggest critique of people who look for alien life is the time I stopped
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last words: "take it easy B)" 1) pernia exploding inside an MRI machine after swallowing metal shavings all over his shoulder, with the feeling that the door had opened.
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I will end famine by creating new, genetically engineered food plants.
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it didn't make sense to me until I saw this and realized the point is to be able to say that it's ok
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i think but the demand is just arbitrarily agreed upon and isn't based on its utility as an object.
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what's the deal with barbed wire fences damn nigga just let me walk around the house dressed like this
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youre gonna go fast and loose and just crushing it then bam oops got cornered by 300 jet pack goblinoid niggas that just execute me against the wall and we gonna shoot 100 round clips at you.
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The {Conductor}
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a newfag not by a calculated decision of the authorities but through a process of social evolution (RAPID evolution, however).
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I will do the rest
The {Conductor}
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they said they would send me a message today when i was invisible and started punching both of them and they started freaking out until they realized they could spam arrows to make me visible pain
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what do you have to cut off the tip of your meaningless life about it faggot
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