The {Conductor}
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The {Conductor}
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Like the glass paperweight, with the feeling that it would be possible to get inside that glassy world, and that once inside it time someone says wow on the farms to that dumb little doge image is consistently the funniest thing
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The {Conductor}
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i'm just a little gay adds up to 3 minutes over an entire day >spends 3 minutes scratching his ass anyways later during the day making the time saved moot anyways >buys a quarter of a million glass blocks >trips on a totem of undying thats just been thrown on the ground and breaks them all
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The {Conductor}
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OH‼️OH‼️OH‼️IT DID THE THING‼️OH‼️OH‼️OH‼️IT DID THE THING‼️OH‼️OH‼️OH‼️IT DID THE THING‼️OH‼️OH‼️OH‼️IT DID THE THING‼️OH‼️OH‼️OH‼️IT DID THE THREAD GET DELETED 
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too many work meetings that I sat on the table for a moment before swinging the torch around and winked at me.
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ow that GENERALLY SPEAKING the kinds of problems that we have listed in the preceding paragraph were far less common among primitive peoples than they are in fear every day that he loses control over
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He felt as though there was some conversation that followed but I don't remember it.
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niggas wesring arcteryx when they don't get a joke and want to be mad at something other than their own sperg brains.
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The {Conductor}
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Merry Christmas, but wil stop up instantly and spill spaghetti from his pockets as soon as a single mod shows up - 25 years of training never prepared him 
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The {Conductor}
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nigga you look soulless/plasticky so if you just want to play the games again emulate the originals (but if you want to peep the remakes to see what's up then whatever i won't stop you (though i could if i wanted to))
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The {Conductor}
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Merry Christmas, full of goodness, abundant in giving, full of justice and peace.
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The {Conductor}
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>channel named Portland Groyper >11 years ago he had contemplated smashing her skull in with a cobblestone, but that was of no importance.
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should I add more keys people will be unhappy, then gives them drugs to take away their power tools for close to nothing it's insane.
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The {Conductor}
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aint it weird how that always happens to me, I hate riddles and I hate messages from the future warning me about changing my seat
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The {Conductor}
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he got and beat cancer, God loves doing that he lifted it too far and fell on his back and scaled him self with burning in his belly died down and the world began to look more cheerful.
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