The {Conductor}
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The {Conductor}
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I know beyond any shadow of a doubt, my sanity is quite intact, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers.
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The {Conductor}
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drive fast and do judge people but its usually stuff you make the choice to do like having 3 kids by like 19 but I could say a lot of good things about everything else (horny post)
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The {Conductor}
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who is the blue one holding the pink one's mp3 player and has lots of companion reader things recommended but is focused on the shart the only smell thats real
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The {Conductor}
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He's fine when he called me Grum which is unusual; new people either don't call me anything or just say Grumbulon
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don't you have semen to someone else one of those (tired of cooking for myself frfr) (mail me food rn)
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yeah they were turtles without their shell going through some kind of weird turtle therapy and then I took a second look and realised they were in fact just dead, plucked chickens to be prepared as food
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The {Conductor}
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Could have it i think its a bad omen it has a down arrow (down means bad)
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The {Conductor}
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i s2g if you make another instance of me just to hang out with my best friend and drink a lot of beer 
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The {Conductor}
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he must be on them, hope they didnt offer me enough so they're killing me off cause I didn't sign the contract 😐
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