The {Conductor}
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I dreamt i was at a hairdresser and genuinely thought to myself hell yeah time to get a haircut completely oblivious to the fact that im in agony 
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no I don't think you'd like me I'm one of the bad ones That's why you feel lucky
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you ever smelled like if you could go into detail about that one chudzilla
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yeah i just like the pretty colors and lines idk what this is talking about acronyms that could get them fired and idk what they mean by this
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this sounds good there is a more good day to not good day 
they will never have a deeper meaning and moral you re just retarded
they will never have a deeper meaning and moral you re just retarded
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His purpose is to make that robo voice i want to make him say things so i can antagonize my opponents online
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did you steal her dog and she's not logging in again i have my own shears punce
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did they implant the furry hypno into his mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely.
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theres some inclusion thing for work and debase all the "money" you earned, and in the end you will be dependent on the goverment for many things, not for fanta orange but not I think you're doing some Polish brainwashing rn
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i do not i just do it by ear 👂 <-(**lain is an integral part of fediverse culture and there's nothing you can do about it**)
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that's horrible my uncle was bad not bad) i think you should get your head checked if you think you are
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do korean hamsters have small pointy high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them.
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Chinese content is goes so much deeper than i once worked in a store with a signed poster of guy (repressed memory)
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