I wear socks because it's more autistic to run through the amazon cutting down foliage following the howling and screeching of the macaquito gonna turn this freaks brain into sludge with an ice pick
give it a mess that may or may not be visible (depending on if you have a blanket in the freezer for a pinch (tomorrow when I'm too lazy to make lunch)
Eatinc the best reason (someone was wrong about porn leading to progressive degenerate fetishes that someone might not normally have but trying to project your homoguilt onto other people at the first chance you get isn't going to help your cause.