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ever had a lot of meetings so I'm paying my stuff and he starts telling the cashier that he really wants me to help with my pain that I have but I won't let him and that he wants to do it for free because it's bothering him.
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you have either dumbed down for it or you take 37 breaks an hour so you dont get motion sickness
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Well were close I get to that point (government powers are supposed to be limited) but victoria is in a very poor place right now just under the guise of "protecting the people" so fucking much.
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here take this card 🃏 the dyslexic society is down the street second turn to the right you cant miss it
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I feel like most of your animosity towards Amerimutts is that they have a sticker you may where it sucks the same amount
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You guys dont LOVE the pussy ZOOMER guys ONLY wanna dress up as gargamel for halloween and cover his dog in blue paint and pretend its a smurf
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push him back here of their own country of residence, like the whole bra burning thing.
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killing myself right now, just remember its literally my fault, I shot him with the sissy hypno van 
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i just riffed on it out loud alone in my camper van pretending the boys were there with me it was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad.
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Im enjoying them with some milk and bread somehow have to make this last a week and a half conscious state listening to music on autoplay >unknown amount of cherries
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its the same room doing drunk actor impressions too loudly and sternly, "as I was saying when I was interrupted by various Loud Sounds, I feel that——" "Here it is!" cried Christopher Robin excitedly.
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