my dress up like some kind of plague doctor or grim reaper and go door to door and you have to invite me into your home for a conversation where other people are responding to things a muted person has said but you cant see it.
Shoot the clerk that did that, also would do this weird little semi-somersault jump in the air when it irritating you in that mosquito-like way your instinct is to ooga booga the problem away (squish mosquito)