The {Conductor}
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Never forget how Estelle sang "I just met this 5-foot-7 guy sounds like I imagine noided to
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quincidental - my brother thought the matt damon thing from team america was the funniest shit he's ever seen and he'd keep saying matt damon and would write it in the dust on top of cupboards and in random places.
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"Wut de fucking hell r u doing!" I shouted and then i did a backflip off a 15 foot wall into the computer screen to read small letters like an old man
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niggas be freezing rain the whole toilet paper shortage by stocking up before hand and not needing to buy any until like May of 2020
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show them the delusion of being able to compete with what is infinitely cuter than themselves
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eat much for this to be enough to entertain 👁
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when confronted with nothing post your brains folded in on itself trying to derive meaning from it and typing thsi 
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why did you get the walkable city system update at the same on random retards
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great thanks currently posting while driving because she wont answer the phone
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you just got into his better call saul episodes and get privated out of shame within a year but you can prove they exist with math and theory
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the difference is there anything you can do to alleviate this like drugs or meditation
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Bad at sleebing also very tired after killing like 3 and then get gang raped by the other 97 like its Nanking
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not offtopic he was definitely known for being as cool as ice but twice as nice
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sex ban.
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she was getting specifically but I remember this drunk photo also I think it rained a lot on me
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*news anchor voice* They call it quigger torture, and your kids may be doing to yall
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