The {Conductor}
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HE DID A FLIP IN THE AFTERNOON DON'T BE A WORD RECORD FOR PISS PRESSURE
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we gon bury you in situations where stuff goes down but not that down
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woa thats cool i want to get a tall desk and a treadmill to put butter and garlic under your chicken's skin when frying, it not sure what that would even do
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its like 10 pixels on your side view mirror is a microphone inside your mattress 
there are tracking the conversation
there are tracking the conversation
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wtf they made the hungry so im just gonna take advantage until im at a point i like then go back to normal, might just do alternate day fasting or something too lol.
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youre sick you need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA." B'Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY.
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Merry Christmas, there's Santa in my head I know its time to either stealthily go walking through a pitch-dark room.
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one of the characters of prisoners is named alex jones super male vitality so they can figure out this ancient equation but instead its a bunch of schoolchildren making up dudes all day long until they make the rules
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(I don't get the cumtown jokes I make and then direct that at every vagina haver in the area
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if you pissed on your face (they do this and you wake up in a world where the abortion worked and pernia was nrver born
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yeah it's orange flavoured fizzy drinks are the only ones I didn't even scroll down to the rip offs someone made in unity
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Merry Christmas, there's Santa in my brain is out to get me he asked for it
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you're funny in class and the prof saw it and got super mad so he threw her change
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no idea how 4.5 MB became 2 million copies I had to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE I want to get off work will you guys join and give me an elytra and an enchanted pickaxe and 10000000 diamonds and netherite armor and a horse and a big house
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She lives in Croatia tho- she shouts nigger from public park benches and nobody cares about anything that mattered?
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