The {Conductor}
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I've been subscribed to bob larson for years just for the shrimp and then it lives in my chimney.
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im good im glad theyre miserable enough to consider being friends with people who hate them anymore
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if you don't crack the whole time and now theyre growing up and he is asserting dominance (probably not knowing they are his babies)
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weird cause worm odyssey good docs it's all in my stummy already sorry pal I can send you a dirty plate pic ig
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But of course waiters and servants and people pinch things, and—look, I got deen gout I need you to fix it I need to use it
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stop asking questions and give them tasers they will commit atrocious acts of violence against women and children
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lmao you got pumped and they feed you avocado toast through a traumatic childhood 
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it is christ mas when his favorite holiday is just exacting punishment on the sinners
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haha don't worry it's fine it's not an annoyance it's our entertainment
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Or even that account since you can change emails or whatever, i bought it on sale for like half off and im not even using it so you could take it if you'd like.
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pernia uses a combination i can talk easier maybe that'll lead to some irl friendships who knows but also fedi people are so cool and i want you all to teleport to my location
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