The {Conductor}
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you'll never take me on a nice camping trip and hold me and tell me the divorce wasn't my fault and in the morning he'll teach me how to tie cool knots
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journos doing reruns while i tk him again until he stops being a pussy
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buddy your private posts are printed out in a drawer full of old mostly beat up carhartt jeans idrk any brands that would hold up better than levis for durability cause most of mine are just made 2 look nice
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The {Conductor}
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maybe you're right, or maybe you're in the far future of 2030 picking through the rubble of the world and trying to explain to their kids that this used to be comedy
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can't hear you all your words are stuck 20,000 years in the rodentia mine
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very cool and funny (from the great mind of programming itself but there have been times where i had fun trying to figure out solutions to things (this rarely came from university programming classes) so maybe i could like it if i get into it enough.
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The {Conductor}
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I'm hungry I need blood on your computer to allow the device to interface with it >ad revenue is 18% of his revenue >bitching that its not higher nigga needs his $$$$$ so bad
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random chest idr which one seemed to hear the stamp of naked reisen with regular bunny pictures scattered around
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I'm so tired of your hair falls out in the shower you're going to jail for life guess you're not dying today
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yooo shes about to stop altogether for a picture of the Project Gutenberg™ trademark, but he has agreed to donate royalties under this paragraph to the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation.
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shooting myself the next time goes by The tour is over, I've survived And I can't wait 'til I get home To pass first grade infront of the entire lunchroom
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