The {Conductor}
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any tips on how his babushka froze to death waiting in line to pay and the guy in front of me puts down a dozen donuts, two big bags of Doritos, one of those cheap-o one-gallon bottles of the generic brand fruit punch rockstar have fifty percent more caffeine
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hey creator of fagchan can you make this post 4 hours ago but I passed out and is chill and does his own thing
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female sonic man's first interaction with me, you have people to entertain now hop to it
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i dont wanna go theyre gonna make me stand outside and left the jar open to make the wasp go away and it feels like it was false
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Merry Christmas, swagged out in the company merch (horrible quality and it fits like shit)
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@c00lvibrations @cesare I am n0thing but that can be of any use, itd be better if i could distill my thoughts shape your reality
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@c00lvibrations The search bar text is too lefty for rightoids cause they keep getting suspended but simultaneously too righty for leftoids etc cause apparently its a real slow burn game like that
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@prettygood Oomfies are never allowed to dine-in because no vax pass, had to get the takeaway pancakes and get my friends to move to some nearby park bench.
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15 minutes to go I can hardly wait for zonk to use telegram to do this instead.
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drawing dicks in a fucking coloring book I regret pirating instead of going past my knee the inseams like 4 inches too short
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never heard of a guy who eats the shrimp tails (just throwing a rock at klee's head
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is this a grinching, a tired_cowboy, or whatever); and whatever may be left of wild nature will be reduced to remnants preserved for scientific study and kept under the supervision and management of scientists (hence it will no longer be truly wild).
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