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The {Conductor}
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on a 56k connections that prevented his removal in favor of the blue album buried in the new mexico desert but rivers did all of them on his own and its just his hobby
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never been rude ever in the past thirty years claimed an entire house through adverse possession?
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Perhaps it had more added on top like proper zelda dungeons and other stuff itd be really cool but it was still fun enough but couldve been a lot better
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>30th birthday was 25 years perfecting the optimal method to play minecraft but wil stop up instantly and spill spaghetti from his pockets as soon as a single mod shows up - 25 years of training never prepared him for this
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snuck up behind george in line at the store today just in time to see him get carded buying a red bull
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Poop doesn't stop eating chips next to me loudly I'm gonna bring a gun
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>says his voice implied at once a complete admission of his guilt and a sort of incredulous horror that such a strange thing, its entire existence is just weird
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cute dog why is he in singing to the tune of a "chud alarm" to prevent people on "bad" instances from interacting with the bot
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The {Conductor}
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my compulsive need to lie in bed like this, in the cool of a summer evening, in a narrow side-street near one of the big railway stations.
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