The {Conductor}
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The {Conductor}
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>30th birthday was 25 years perfecting the optimal method to play minecraft but wil stop up instantly and spill spaghetti from his pockets as soon as a single mod shows up - 25 years of training never prepared him for this
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snuck up behind george in line at the store today just in time to see him get carded buying a red bull
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Poop doesn't stop eating chips next to me loudly I'm gonna bring a gun
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>says his voice implied at once a complete admission of his guilt and a sort of incredulous horror that such a strange thing, its entire existence is just weird
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cute dog why is he in singing to the tune of a "chud alarm" to prevent people on "bad" instances from interacting with the bot
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my compulsive need to lie in bed like this, in the cool of a summer evening, in a narrow side-street near one of the big railway stations.
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hi friends and say its like 10 different twitters that all talk to each other!" - Earle Montclair Reddit III
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that's never stopped posting just as eris wrote "happy birthday" on his dad's face book wall DO you have any explanation for this
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are you saying this because I'm just saying things that sound like I tried to open 
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Yuzo koshiro is a tranime plushie version of me with my name and likeness and they refused to sell it to me -- SHINCTER
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