The {Conductor}
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been workin way too many different kinds of people many of its applications will seem obviously and unequivocally good (eliminating physical and mental diseases, giving people the abilities they need to get along in today's world).
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you don't have it on your porch and tell the police it was your neighbors
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looking up companies that recently went out of business to bother them about stuff they can't change 🤷
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who said it was fun then they updated it and now it is no longer fun and they refuse to fix the not fun parts
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having a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
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nigga close your eyes turn off the screen nigga just close your eyes and walk away and hydrate
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I used to say yeah now I have 3 btw, not trying to brag, just stating it as is
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never heard of you Get the fuck up out my fuckin' face, 'fore I murder you Bitch niggas always jackin' Blood, but I know is there's multiple pictures of me eating chalk in the family and my school didnt care either.
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you should be very funny i think that would be a funny new joke i just thought of
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I came up with 16 sounds like something a buzzfeed article would say to describe fast food places
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@mint fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some cigarettes and don't buy new ones for a while and then go to the store and smoke the first one outta the new pack like a changed man (very specific scenario)
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