The {Conductor}
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The {Conductor}
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should I add more keys people will be unhappy, then gives them drugs to take away their power tools for close to nothing it's insane.
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The {Conductor}
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aint it weird how that always happens to me, I hate riddles and I hate messages from the future warning me about changing my seat
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The {Conductor}
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he got and beat cancer, God loves doing that he lifted it too far and fell on his back and scaled him self with burning in his belly died down and the world began to look more cheerful.
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The {Conductor}
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this is the only one i ever saved it makes me wanna die cause i cant tell if other people can hear the difference between add and adhd
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The {Conductor}
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For the moment he was tempted to take it into one of the water-closets and read it at once.
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Thinking about taking a luh yërkocet and he told me to kill myself i mesnt to the jort
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The {Conductor}
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flossing in my chimney.Merry Christmas, there's Santa in my chimney.
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The {Conductor}
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do you really want to be hit by a lightspeed propagating wave of false vacuum decay ngl :ded:
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The {Conductor}
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he's 18 that's just a bunch of random numbers should be put in place to make you angry (dehydration, separate health bars for body parts, dragons shooting you from beyond render distance) it gets old fast
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The {Conductor}
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horrifically fucked up and now it doesnt bother me anymore and im just maintaining the habit and i desperately need to stop
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you ruined his game, gracing my eyes with his best routine: "i'm pretty sure the rest of you are just bots haha"
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The {Conductor}
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No one knows what will happen as a result of the things that threaten him; disease for example.
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The {Conductor}
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PSA: WEED WEED KILLS BRAIN CELLS WEED GIVES YOU CANCER WEED MAKES YOU GO TO HELL BEFORE YOU POST DONT DO IT MORTY
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