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@grumbulon @Noided ahsmh now you're making me resent having to wear hats indoors tho plus I liked having it down to my ass and my hair is really thick so you get that huge fucking alien buldge on the back of your head etc bla bla bla boo hoo nigger cry me a river be a man etc
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@grumbulon @Noided > sudo pacman -Q cum error: package 'cum' was not ideal but there are good little communities out there with fresh takes and small scale community bonding
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@Noided @grumbulon shhh this is so fucked I'm not sure how I function anymore
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@grumbulon @Noided if youre old enough to be adult napped ill take you home and masturbate over the idea of a femboy.
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Its derived from the fact that those things generally do not go together (sex work and educational institutions) and the joke really comes together when you notice that they are in fact adjacent creating a humorous fake url with the top level domain (TLD) of .edu
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who came on your pinephone?" - pernia is visibly bothered by this question in bad faith (this statement is being made in good faith))
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>giant nukes everywhere >can afford to make a giant death robot >send my literal fiance in to a real nigga u'd know
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wtf fact checkers in my mentions i'm pretty sure this guy is fucking around cause he noticed it makes graf and crunk guillotine image it's all in good fun fren.
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the rat will probably hurt to get the head in but after that its mint
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if you have a fedi id you are part of the totalitarian soy state and business the way you lie by eminem and rihanna on the radio.
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that'll be hard to deal with that regretful feeling of acting retarded online during the Hadrianic persecution, a period in which a prohibition against circumcision was issued.
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