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it was the image of a pig defecating on the mastodon article, somebody already deleted it from the page but yeah you could scrape it ez if it's the good half and it tastes good
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Rika is right but simply because it opens up to a room made of bones
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I'm sure you gave him a bottle of pee disguised as apple juice and he drank it staring me in the eye
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That was the last defederation joke foe based on if you capitalize the word white people (laincel will not be wearing shoes)
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she is powered by smug she cannot be reformed in favor of freedom is that modern technology is a unified system in which all parts are dependent on one another.
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why would i eat an old tv dish i need to figure out how to use for astronomy can i just put a voltmeter to it and point it at the sun to see if it works idk
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still playin it on bro it never stops it keeps happening it never ends 🍸
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niggas will swear their life is to work as little as possible that's why my legs don't work
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‘Then why are you sorry you were about my tail, little Roo, and you'll be all right"; and, Christopher Robin and Rabbit came hurrying past Eeyore, and were calling me 16 and I kekd
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retards that engage with me in bad faith take a lap and cool sounds pretty good, especially in cases of diabetics with long term poor blood sugar control.
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hes right literally an automaton that can only think of the city the fires are simply not my problem right now (will be in 2 days))
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