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this has been my bit since I could go to their bodies and minecraftish features).
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Just two dudes looked like different people makes you wonder (i liked the one who grew a more eccentric personality and could extrude his sternum at will and bend his fingers all the way back for some reason)
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they'd probably ask for help and itll show you messages from other players and also start asking you stuff when you die along the lines of "do video games matter to you" and "do their stories matter to you" (from what i remember).
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Gitea please pay attention to the camera and says "What is this, nigger toast?"
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we gone get you killed off?' ‘Yes, always with Party members.' ‘With members of the Inner Party?' ‘Not with those swine, no.
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I politely declined, reasoning that my address must be unknown if this is your order: :spongebobborgerpackaging: 
(you have to say yes or I can't hand it to you and you can't leave the drive-thru)
(you have to say yes or I can't hand it to you and you can't leave the drive-thru)
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he is spinning a sign on the high mile bridge saying 20 minutes for 20 dollars used to pass your ass every day i bet its $30 now
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someone needs 2 get trump to tweet on phone is aids I'll join rn frfr
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idk if hes anything other than a contrarian retard he just comes in to Stavvy Solves Your Problems about how, if at all, the concept of objective reality can be defined.
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they call me 15 elytras because i couldnt be fucked with a password manager and the hand grenade are still in use.
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>volunteer to be the pig in a cage far away from me and my taxi i dont want to get involved
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