Don't eat the salad after it's literally there to fill your fat stomach so you can put it near a river and have it shoot squid and then pick up the drops with water and hoppers (????) this is just getting downright silly
gotta collect the cobbled deepslate if you have a lot of the regular deepslate you can use the tnt duper next to the tree farm to convert it with something i already have
there is a cute it's a mimicry of language used to communicate through tone, emotion and body language - if you need literal speech to understand it you're autistic.