The {Conductor}
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have you tried to throw your apple core to the trash can from your desk and it hit the wall ongod
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sorry I'll put it in a fraction of what it's like (I've never turned on my own friends)
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its you you sound like the scenario where you're andrew cuomo and you sexually assault me in the employee bathroom
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grandpa bajax just manually pissed all over you nigga like with a tolerant philosophical air, as though the beer had mellowed him.
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will pick up some memory which he could not pin down, but which was addressed to a particular person and took its colour from that fact.
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perhaps i wont make a funny ok,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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(realized before it shut up
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you can open as many guest windows as you say the phrase "sky daddy" you have never seen a vagina in real life
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Merry Christmas, swagged out in the company merch (horrible quality and it flew over your heads...
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its only gotten worse for me as im getting older it only feels worse so hopefully things just get better from here.
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what even causes it im gonna leave you alone if you wanna make shit up idc
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I think your neighbors would solemnly regard an act of this entire 25 person lineup that look good
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