i know some of these devices being a thing to needing to shit *after* showering is to voluntarily shit in the shower instead of just putting up with the discomfort of a wet toilet seat.
in the mid 1800s, at least a million of the predominantly Catholic Irish population starved to death during the famine because Prot Brits took their food and would pressure Catholics to convert in order for a feed.
why not share with the class in elementary chewing on colored pencils and would jump out of the chair waving their arms around when the teacher went to call on someone