Hello i am 6 year old student⛷️⛷️. Currently i have studied all subjects from to 10th🧝, I've completed all ncert, state board and icse books, but i think unfortunately my mother and father is going to disown me 😫😫😫because my relatives son (5 yo) has finished 11 and 12th portion too😔😔. I am lacking my syllabus right now i think i won't be able to make it since my relatives son already started to study for jee and neet together 😭😭😭 and are ready for 12th board exam since 4 years, i now have to study for 11th and 12th within 5 day😁😁s and also study for jee and neet together,😅😅😅😅 my mother ripped of my left leg because i scored 99.999980% (😰) and my relatives son scored 99.999981%. I am already lacking behind my syllabus and i think they will disown me now 😔😔. Ive learned how to solve Goldbach’s Conjecture, The Twin Prime Conjecture and The Riemann Hypothesis, but my relatives child knows how to solve Goldbach’s Conjecture and all other math problems ive solved😭😭😭, i currently can solve math faster than the speed of a Intel i3 9300K but my relatives son solved faster than me😢😢😢😢.I want iit collage admission or else my father will sell my left kidney and half of my liver 😱😱😱😱 Well anyways my 15 second break is over now i will study for jee advanced so i can score 100%.😋😋😋

1. its not even the hottest planet. venus is. how pathetic of a fucking planet do you have to be to be the closest to the sun and still not the hottest. mercury is fucking awful.
2. no atmosphere! WHAT FUCKING PLANET DOESN'T HAVE AN ATMOSPHERE? THE ANSWER IS NONE, EVEN FUCKING PROBLEM CHILD PLUTO HAD AN ATMOSTPHERE. GOD DAMNIT, MERCURY, HOW FUCKING PATHETIC DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO THE POINT WHERE THE PROBLEM CHILD OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM IS BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY CONCIEVABLE WAY?! PLUTO WAS HALF YOUR FUCKING SIZE AND STILL HAD AN ATMOSPHERE, STUPID FUCKIGN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GARBAGE PLANET.
3. the roman god you're named after is the god of tricksters and thieves, because you fucking stole the planet slot from pluto.
4. wikipedia LITERALLY lists you as an inferior planet. this measn you are OBJECTIVELY worse than any other planet. stupid fucking dwarf planet.... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferior\_and\_superior\_planets](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferior_and_superior_planets)
5. your axis tilt is the smallest of all planets. if you were a human you'd probably have a 0.3 inch dick and say it's average.
6. the element named after you may have been useful in the past, but now its fucking garbage and just wastes a slot in the periodic table, the toxic piece of shit. I can see why it was named after you, shitworld.
7. another on the element mercury, the chemical symbol is Hg, which stems from "Hi, i'm a fucking shit-ass awful element named after the worst planet in the solar system, and i am gay"
8. Sailor Mercury is the worst Sailor Soldier, because she was named after the worst planet. No wonder her fucking parents divorced, I wouldn't want full custody of her either.
9. No moons even want to orbit the shitty piece of shit garbage planet.
10. 3:2 spin orbit resonance? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! 1.5 spins per revolution? fucking hell, couldn't even afford to be consistent I see. WHAT PLANET CAN'T EVEN GO A FULL NUMBER OF SPINS PER REVOLUTION? FUCKING PATHETIC!
11. mercury is also known as quicksilver, and quicksilver fucking died in age of ultron. NO ONE DIES IN MARVEL MOVIES, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN MANAGE?!
12. looks like a fucking ripoff death star, but the death star is more fucking beneficial to the solar system than this fucking space rock.
13. Studies have shown that you've been geologically inactive for billions of fucking years, while in those years EARTH DEVELOPED LIFE ADVANCED ENOUGH TO REALIZE HOW SHIT OF A PLANET YOU ARE!
14. TEMPERATURE IS INCONSISTENT AS HELL. YOu"RE THE CLOSEST FUCKING PLANET TO THE SUN, HOW CAN YOU BE FUCKIG - 280F?!

In conclusion, Mercury is by far the worst planet in the solar system. Glory to Venus, Pluto did nothing wrong.

I got really horny and needed to bust. I started stroking my shit during the zendaya scenes and accidentally nutted to Tom 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

We were walking after we did some shopping and ate out. I thought my gf was on my right but she somehow was on my left, and I went to put my hand on her arm but it wasn’t my girlfriends arm nor was it even my gf. It was her friends titty. I immediately pulled back and started apologizing, her friend just stared dying of laughter, and my gf looked at me in shock but with a big smile on her face.

She and her friend realized it was all an accident. We all had a laugh. Then my gf took my hand and out in on her chest and said “there you go babe.”

So funny. She is awesome. I appreciate her so much.

I've been crying for the past few days. My whole life was a lie.

I wasn't trying to find out. I never felt differently. Two years ago my doctor told me I have a genetic disorder. I asked my parents if they have the same disorder they said no. They're both not carriers. I thought my doctor was wrong so I asked again. He said one of my parents had to be carriers. I asked my parents again. They told me to find a different doctor because he's wrong. Well I did. I also got one of those DNA test kits you can get online. I wanted to find out more about my genetics. If my parents don't have what I have someone in my family does. Well a few months later changed everything. Stuff didn't match up. Here I am now. Finding out I'm adopted. My parents told me they didn't want me to find out because they didn't want me to feel out of place or different. They wanted to raise me as their own. They actually blamed me for snooping. I wouldn't be upset if I didn't take the DNA test kit and continue to snoop. They mention we are still family and DNA doesn't matter. Well it matters to me because YOU LIED TO ME. 18 years of my life has been a LIE. I don't know what to do right now. I just wish i was never born.

As a Christian and Jesus believing individual I want to share with you that your use of God's name in the form of a curse word is highly offensive to me. To me, God IS Jesus as the Bible teaches God came down in the form of man. Getting away from the religious belief of
Jesus Christ, I actively worship God/Jesus. To me he is the God of creation and should be highly respected.

I get that you might not be a Christian or even
agnostic or atheist. (I do not know your religious beliefs) But that doesn't change that there are many people in the World who do follow Jesus Christ as God and watch your channel. So to be quite frank, I am not telling you what you should or should not do as you
have complete autonomy in your life and the curse words you use.

After a quick deliberation on what you just typed to me, I have ultimately decided to eliminate you from existence. Watch out.

First, I will obtain your address from a single pixel of your bedroom from the selfie you foolishly posted online, fool. Following that, I will buy 10 tonnes worth of explosives and military firepower from the Bangladeshi army(I am left bankrupt and homeless). This is done to flex my bank account and to assert dominance on your pathetic self.

Next I will decide to send a nuclear missile to North Korea as a gift(for my amusement), they will be so excited until they completely combust themselves and their whole country, weaklings. After my maganimous contribution, I will proceed to your house and do the funne. Stick some dynamite up your ass. Completely blow up the entire United States. Stuff like that.

That is what you will suffer after typing such horrendous mockery of the English language to me. I am shocked, but you will be even shockeder when you explode, then you won't be shocked because you'll be dead. Enjoy the next 10 seconds.

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.

This is a rant to all of r/soccer users who cant keep their mouth shut about Simeone and Joao Felix. You all cant stop talking about how much Atleti pays Simeone and the fucking transfer fee for Joao Felix, but guess what? Ever since Felix joined Atletico, Simeone has won the same number of league titles as Barcelona and Real Madrid. Yet you think Simeone doesnt deserve his payrate? That he is not good enough for Atletico? That he cant fucking compete with teams that can just pay obscene amount of money for barely legal brazillians?

Dont get me fucking started on how you guys are clueless about Joao Felix and his transfer money. Yes he fucking cost us €126 million, but we fucking sold Griezmann for €120 million. So Felix literally only cost us €6 million.

And in the same fucking year we sold Lucas Hernandez for €80 million, Rodri for €63 million, Gelson Martins for €30 million, €300 million transfer Revenue in 2019/20, but as soon as Atletico tries to be ambitious and snatch a wonderkid before Barcelona and Real Madrid could, you guys complain? Sorry that we cant just buy new wingers every new season every time they fail.

Dont get me started with how you guys say how Atletico’s funds are similar to Real Madrid and Barcelona. For one, Atletico isnt even as prestigious as both teams so we wont even have kids and adults lining up just so that they can join us with low transfer money because it’s “their dream” to play with us. You complain that we paid €120 million for Joao Felix? I guess we should have done it the Barcelona and Real Madrid way everytime their transfers fail.

“Oh wow Coutinho (€135 million) is so good lets buy him. Oh shit he’s bad with us, let’s get Dembele (€140 million). Oh shit he’s bad with us let’s get Griezmann (€120 million), oh shit he’s bad with us let’s get Trincao (€30 million), oh shit he’s bad with us lets get Ferran Torres (€55 million) “

Or even

“Oh wow Bale (€101 million, 2013) is so annoying for us let’s get Vinicius Jr (€45 million, Brazillian 18 years old), oh shit it’s not enough wingers let’s get Rodrygo (€45 million, Brazillian 18 years old), oh shit not enough wingers let’s get Reinier (€30 million, Brazillian 18 years old), oh shit not enough wingers let’s get Hazard (€115 million). Wait maybe we have enough wingers now lets spend on Jovic (€63 million). Fuck maybe we need a winger again let’s offer PSG €200 million for Mbappe”

Yet you guys complain about us wanting one handsome portuguese boy? Lmfao

God I wish I was a Russian soldier who was captured by Ukrainian soldiers and was chained up and stripped naked in President Zelensky’s basement. After days of torture with no end in sight, I’ll look up to find Zelensky, staring at me with a lustful curiosity. I'll move my head up to look at him and notice his handsome face, but more importantly, his large breasts hidden under his shirt, his hard nipples protruding through the fabric. He'll laugh at my condition, before removing his shirt and exposing his enormous teats to the cool air. I can just imagine him walking slowly toward me, before lifting his large bosom over my erect member and slamming it down, sandwiching my cock between his breasts. I’ll moan as he moves his bust up and down, jerking me off with his massive tits. As he continues, I’ll feel as I reach my climax, before erupting over his bosom, my seed running down his chest. He’ll smile as I come, before abandoning me in the room. “We’ll continue tomorrow”, he’ll say, as he closed the door on my abused yet pleasured body.

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When i'm alone in my room I often fidget with my balls. I have no idea why, at this point I do it without even realizing. Ill just be laying down or sitting at my desk and reach into my pants. As long as I can remember I've always done this, even before my diagnosis.

I've just been worried that for some reason this could be bad or an underlying issue but I don't want to ask my doctor because it's embarrassing obviously

Is it weird that I do this? Do any other ball-havers do this?

EDIT: First of all, thank you guys for your comments it really helped me to find out im not a weirdo and that other people do this. Secondly, to the people concerned that I might accidentally touch my balls in public, I wan't to make it clear that I will NEVER let that happen. In public I am super self conscious and 90% of my thoughts most of the time are about how stupid i look etc. Most of the time Im trying to blend in and not fidget at all so the chances that I would accidentally touch my balls are definitely 0

EDIT 2: The amount of honesty in this comment section has restored my faith in humanity

I want to give this brat a good education, but for some reason he’s in fucking Wales. Why the fuck is he in Wales? His parents aren’t in Wales, he isn’t related to anyone in Wales, I’m not even CLOSE to Wales, I’m in the Middle of the fucking East. And the worst part? You know what the worst part is? I CAN’T INVITE HIM BACK TO COURT.

I swear to god, if this brat doesn’t get back before he turns 6 I’m going to disinherit him and wait for my Heir to make another grandson, one that won’t be going to fucking Wales without supervision.

Edit: I killed my grandson.

Just got back from seeing the greatest cinema kino experience of all time Morbius(2022) starring Jared Leto as John morbous although we were supposed to see the CAPESHIT NONKINO Sonic 2 the spirit of Jared Leto filled us with his holy essence and after waking up in a ditch 9km away we found ourself graced eith thestunning 69 hour cut of morbius (2022) starring Jared Leto for the whole 69 hours we were wowed by the graceful character development, epic themes, and 29 solo sex scenes solely performed by the auteur Jared Leto star of morbius(2022) starring Jared Leto the likes of Scorsese, Anderson, Tarantino weep before this cinematic masterpiece in fact as we were floored by the elegant surprise venom(2018) starring Tom hardy crossover they teleported into the cinema and gave an awe inspiring speech about true cinema aka morbius(2022) this is truly one for the ages now if you excuse me I shall break the space time continuum to purchase all 8 copies of the morbius (2022) DVD and bluray

God why is my sister so FUCKING LOUD? I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it throughout the whole fucking house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room so everyday I have to go in there and see her just fucking DEMOLISHING her pussy, juices flying everywhere!, and then i say, "hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast," BUT SHE JUST FUCKING IGNORES ME. I cant stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she stained atleast 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "haha haha tobias got his sister's grool on his shirt," "girlcum tobias" has become my nickname. I hate it!

@everyone I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusatios being made about me by some of the female members of this server. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful.

To the accusers (you know who you are), a few points for your consideration: thinking

1) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate to some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.

2) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it.

3) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people

4)No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will be consequences for their actions is not a "threat". I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I'll be right here waiting for an apology.

5) And finally, as you can see, I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me in this message, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one's decisions to have their own so you know who you are

So I opened a box of magic erasers and I noticed they held water pretty decently and felt kinda nice. so I had the brilliant idea of cutting a hole in it putting warm water on it and then putting my meat in there. it didn’t end up well, first I couldn’t fit it in so I made the hole bigger and It was really close to the edge and I still couldn’t get the tip past without ripping the sponge in half so I grabbed lotion and tried to slide in more, but the fucking sponge kept absorbing the lotion so I was getting nowhere, I look into the hole to see how the fuck it absorbed the lotion that quick and see some red and I realized I was bleeding but I keep going because I wanted to see if it would eventually work but I had to stop because I was bleeding so bad and my tip was red and stinging..

This all happened in the summer of my junior high year.

Back then my family didn’t have tv nor internet so I was very bored. We recently moved to a home and new school and I didn’t have any friends.

One day after school I decided to play with my dick.maybe it’s the hormones. I decide to put soap or shampoo inside a ziplock back and rub my dick inside it.

I used the bag so it wouldn’t get messy.

Long story short, when I shower at night I noticed my penis and scotum has shrunken. I thought that maybe just skin if I shower it will get rehydrate. Big mistake.

Turns out somehow it caused permanent damage to my penis and scrotum. And not only was the shrinkage permanent but also stopped further growth of the genitals.

I really hope that there are medical professionals look into this matter and find out if there is damaging chemicals in shampoo or soap that can cause developmental issues.

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The doorman stops them and says “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

(discord)
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