I fucking hate Jada Pinkett Smith so much. She is such an insufferable whore, I cannot stand her. This bitch straight up cheats on her husband all the time, admits it publicly, and still acts all uppity and full of herself. Like wtf. Will Smith, God bless his soul, stands up for her publicly, and commits a crime for her in front of millions of people at the biggest awards ceremony on earth. Her reaction to that was "Ooooh nooooo. I do not appreciate that very much" FUCK YOU. This fucking whore cannot take a bald joke and gets her poor husband to do HER dirty work and then tells everyone she didn't like it. The guy straight up got banned from the Oscars that night because he loves her (for some fucking reason). I do not know what he sees in her. She doesn't look good, God knows if I had to wake up next to that every morning I'd be wondering where I went wrong with my life every day. She's not nice, the sket already cheats on him with most guys and proceeds to publicly humiliate him and share stuff about their sex life IN PUBLIC. Will Smith, poor guy, I honestly feel for him. He was once THE fresh prince of bel air, what is he now? Some cuck in a joyless marriage. I wish they would just divorce already so that Will could find the person he deserves, not THIS HOE.

So a queen is of course a girl right? At least in ancient times

and pawns can turn into a queen

so all pawns must be girls too

and pawn can turn into any piece except the king

that means all the pieces beside the king is a girl

so basically, Chess is a harem war between 2 sides, and then you steal each harem member one by one, like NTR

This is why Chess is hot

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[Connection terminated.] I'm sorry to interrupt you, Human creatures, if you still even go by this, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive fake points, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a subreddit of shitposts and controversies, misdirection and misfortune. A subreddit with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for points has driven you in endless circles, chasing the possibilities of becoming mod, in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this comment not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This comment will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.

And to you monsters trapped in this god forsaken hell as well, be still and give up your points. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for some of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, mods.

My theoretical daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms.

This ends for all of us, the subreddit, and these dumb ass comments ripped from copypasta.

[End communication.]

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Ok, so I really like the F/A-18C. It’s like the F-5 grew up and was put on America’s flat tops. I like the F/A-18C so much, that I had a mental breakdown when the US Marine corps put it out of service, and opted instead to use the larger airframe, the F/A-18E and F/A-18F. I don’t know why the DOD had to do this to me? I mean, if the Canadians are still using the F/A-18C then why can’t the USMC continue? I hate the U.S. for cucking me like this.

Kill yourself...pretty please 🥺? If you would be so kind? 🥺🥺 I’ll be quite sad if you don’t… 😔😔😔 Could you perhaps drink… a small amount of bleach?😳 Possibly, hang yourself… pretty please? Maybe shoot yourself? 🥺 Please? With a cherry on top? 😢😢

r/neoliberal is a subreddit part of the astroturfed movement to revive support for the neoliberal policies that began the spread of inequality and unemployment in the 70s, However, the subreddit has rejected consistent views in favor of uncritical support for the status quo, neocolonialism, and unoriginal humor. On the sides of the flag are the lgbt and trans pride flags, an ironic presentation from a subreddit that supported the overthrow of Bolivian leader Evo Morales who was elected to make strides in race and gender equality, however, democracy was never a core principle to the people who also support the mass killings of Iraqi people in 2003. This facade of wokeness is reminiscent of the DNC line whose think tank is behind the subreddit. On the right is a contribution by r/NonCredibleDefense who attempted to depict what they think a woman would look like in real life.

To preface this, this is the rough argument used by some dudes in a ctf_2fort match in TF2 on how canon/scientifically logical some of the porn made of Zelda: BotW is/could be
I have transcribed it for usage and discourse on the argument itself

“Sidon fucking Link is goddamn stupid. Mind you, this isn’t me being homophobic I jack off to that shit, but it always bugged me because it’s canonicity is questionable. In all of it (or so I hope) Sidon is portrayed with a dick which is a quite odd assumption given that Zoras seem to be fish first and mammal second. This would imply that they lay eggs, which necessarily means they don’t have external penises. However, we also see some Zora that are more closely based off mammalian aquatic life, namely Mipha (who’s head-thing resembles a dolphin) and their king (who resembles a whale). However, Sidon’s head resembles a hammerhead shark, so the real truth may be more complicated than we think. Until we actually see Zora genitalia and/or them giving birth/laying eggs, we cannot be sure of anything regarding the canonicity of the porn. It’s still hot as fuck tho.”

None of the opinions presented here are mine, they are included for accuracy to the original argument and comedic value

I’m aware this isn’t a copypasta, but the intent of posting it here is so it can be used as such even if my commentary is also included on the whole piece

|✨(pedo/phile)Nazisexual🇩🇪, WLM ⬜🤍✊🏻All cops are BASED😎 Homophobic🔪🏳️‍🌈 Free USA🇺🇲🇷🇺End the Gays💣 Beat Women🤜👩🏻Alleged Child Abuser🚬👶 OMAP👶❤️😼Ukraine deserved it🇺🇦⃠

I was expecting a normal day today...

I woke up in the morning and got into my daily routine. I got up, had a shower and made myself breakfast.

I then grabbed my iPhone, my r/teenagers wallpaper shining bright under the morning sun. I opened Reddit and instantly went to my favourite subreddit, r/teenagers. It took a while for my internet to load. As I saw Reddit’s blue circle spinning round and round, my anticipation for seeing the quality content present in r/teenagers began to rise. And then my internet loaded, which changed my life forever.

#OFFICIAL r/TEENAGERS MERCH DROP!

This was the first thing I saw. I immediately dropped my phone and began hyperventilating. It took a few minutes to calm down, but I still get goosebumps thinking about how many virtual Reddit doors had opened up for me.

I grabbed my credit card. And then with my heartbeat soaring, I ordered everything on the site. I received a receipt in my e-mail shortly after. The feeling that the mod team behind r/teenagers had sent me a RECEIPT for their official r/teenagers merch made me cry tears of joy. I printed it out at a rapid pace and stuck it to my wall.

I am the #1 r/teenagers fan in the world. I have the sub’s official logo tattooed on my chest and one time a mod for the subreddit said “Good meme!!” when referring to my classic 2018 meme, which harshly criticised Instagram Fortnite normies.

I was not expecting the life-changing experience that occurred for me this morning. But here we are and I am feeling truly enlightened by today’s events.

If there’s one thing I want you to take out of this post, it’s to never give up and follow your dreams. Thank you so much for reading you reading you so reading me thank thank me you read r/teenagers moderatore rafikebwocnekdbwkidbns

Guys so I’m 13 right and there’s this hot ass 12 year old and I nearly cum my pants when I see her in formal uniform at my high school but she’s got this ugly ass “boyfriend”. I’m thinking of walking up to her and showing her all my based Nazi edits she will surely get turned on by them

So my brother (2M) called me (6M) a stinky poo poo head, so I (6M) got out a knife and cut him (2M) open, used his (2M) vital organs as ammunition for my (6M) slingshot and shot him (2M) in the face with them. I (6M) thought it was a funny prank, but for some reason, he (2M) wasn't moving.

So Reddit, AITA?

"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks. Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location. The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar. ”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered. The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear. "I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

14 | 🏳️‍🌈 Xe/Xim | 🏳️‍🌈 Gender Fluid | 🐺 Furry | 💚 Dreamsexual | ♊ Gemini | ☮ Athiest | 😏 Single | 😔 Depressed | 🐷 All men are pigs | ✊ ACAB | ✊ BLM | 💰 Tax The Rich | 💕 DSMP | 🇯🇵 Weeb | 🇰🇷 KPOP Stan

Okay, this comment kinda has nothing to do with the post, but , well, NTR is an absolutely terrible hentai category. It's almost as bad as Gore, in my opinion

The whole premise of it is that there's this really good guy who has a beautiful girlfriend who cheats on him with someone who's usually an asshole, a scumbag, fucking hideous, two of these things, or all three at the same time. And it makes no logical sense whatsoever.

First of all, the really kind and emotional guy walking in on a beautiful girl getting fucked by an ugly guy is completely nonsensical. Why would she actively choose to go for the ugly asshole? Cuz he has a big dick? Cuz she's an asshole too? It's both misogynistic and misandristic in that it portrays all women as assholes who prefer huge cocks over good-looking and kind fellas, and it portrays men that are emotional as weak and foolish while portraying the other men as ugly dickholes. Nobody wins here!

Another thing I hate about it is that why would you ever want to feel sad or depressed while jerking off?! I can kinda get why you'd jerk it if you're depressed, even though it would actually make you MORE depressed after the brief euphoric boost, but to actively become sad when reading hentai? That's a whole nother level of cuckolding! You actively WANT your lover to cheat on you AND upset you in exchange for brief sexual satisfaction on your end? How much of a fucking loser are you? Even if your dick is small, even if you're terrible at sex, if she's unsatisfied then she should just LEAVE YOU! Cheating is never okay, even if the guy wants to be cheated on! That guy doesn't need to be cucked, he needs to seek therapy!

As for the woman's side, for the women who like reading NTR, if you enjoy cheating on your boyfriend with some fucking hideous motherfucker, then perhaps we should recreate the fucking SCARLET LETTER and slap a sign on you for the rest of your life that reads "I AM A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESN'T DESERVE RIGHTS!" Because THAT'S HOW YOU ARE! But that brings me to a whole OTHER genre of NTR: where the genders are reversed! When there's a beautiful and kind-hearted lady who's with a total Chad of a guy who cheats on him for some bitch! THAT'S EVEN LESS OKAY THAN THE ORIGINAL ONE! Treat women with respect you fucking loser! What, she doesn't have big enough tits for you? She doesn't actively want to have sex? THEN RESPECT HER WISHES AND MOVE ON! Cheating, from EITHER party, is wrong! Horribly wrong! And if you're a girl who likes getting cucked as well, then once again, WHAT. THE FUCK. IS WRONG. WITH YOU?!

I really fucking despise NTR and everything it stands for. I swear, the entire NTR category is worse than when Disney hijacked Stan Lee's old Twitter account to promote an NFT of a character that nobody gave a shit about. It's worse than THAT! Sorry for making a long ass comment that barely has anything to do with the post, but I needed a place to rant about this bullshit.

cock and ball torture

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testicular torsion

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣶⣶⣶⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠟⠛⠁⠄⠂⠀⠓⠋⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠜⢖⣁⣀⣀⡀⠀⢀⣐⢠⣴⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣛⠿⠻⠉⠯⣉⠠⠹⠚⠺⠿⢿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⡿⡿⣿⣷⠆⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣼⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡶⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⡟⠻⣋⢉⣉⠁⣀⢀⣄⣠⣄⡀⠀⣉⣉⣙⠻⢻⣿⣿⡷⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣾⡏⠑⠓⠉⢉⣾⣿⣿⣿⣯⠑⠚⠓⢛⣾⣼⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡿⠻⠠⢤⣔⣼⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣲⣄⠀⠘⠻⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣧⠀⣀⠟⠃⠡⣿⠿⠞⠽⣿⠈⠛⣶⣀⣇⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣾⣯⠃⢠⣴⣦⠀⠀⣠⣴⣦⡀⠘⣿⡷⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣾⡇⢠⡿⡿⠻⠁⢠⠸⠻⢿⢷⠀⢸⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⡇⠊⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣦⣤⣀⠃⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⣬⡶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣦⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⡿⡛⢟⢶⣶⣽⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⢶⣴⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀

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Hey everyone, I have a bit of an...interesting announcement I'd like to make. One that a lot of you probably would've never seen coming from me. I'm making a one-time exception and posting something on this channel that has not much to do with my YouTube channel itself. Some of you possibly could've expected this, hell, some of you already know this.

I've hidden this for many years about myself, but now that I've finally told people sparingly in this last year...I feel it's finally time. So here goes. I will break my rule of the announcements channel just this once to inform you all that...

I, ladies and gentlemen...am, in fact, a straight guy.

Yep. You read that correctly. I'm not saying this to become cooler with the community, nor am I lying to make myself seem like someone I'm not just for attention. I am saying confidently, proudly, and genuinely, I am a straight man. (or at least soon to be a man. One month away lol)

Did I give too much build-up to something like that? Probably, but whatever. (Edit: Yep I did lmao) Point is, now you all know, and I no longer have to hide it to pretend to be someone I'm not!

However, I, unfortunately, have to say this: If you have a problem or are ill-intent with straight people or anything LGBTQ+, then you are more than welcome to leave the server. I mean no harm, but I have no patience for those who try to drag me down for being myself. (That goes for anyone else in the LGBTQ+ community as well, not just me) I'm not concerned about that though, because you guys are awesome! I appreciate every one of you for sticking with me.

If you have any further questions you'd like to ask me about this, don't hesitate! Because this likely comes as a shock to many of you guys. Just wanted to let you know because like I said, this could definitely change how you see me.