**I really want a submissive girlfriend**

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"I really want a girlfriend, yes that's normal and cheesy I know, but I want a specific type of one. I really want a girlfriend that would lie on top of me and sleep naked and look at me with a shy look on her face. And when sexy time comes. I want insert an unlubed anal plug inside her and I want her to beg me to be gentle, not to be rough, so on so fourth. And after that I want to fuck her roughly and make her scream and squirm saying that I'm too rough, or it hurts, etc. Then what happens next is that I want to her to meow like a cat so when she does that, I would say "Who's a dirty kitten?" and if she doesn't say anything, I would choke her neck with a collar and repeat the same question until se says "I am". I really want a submissive girlfriend aaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I also want her to look at me with puppy eyes if she wants something or to ask something. I want her to wear a cat tail anal plug and cat ears and make her walk around the house wearing those on all fours during Friday's and Saturday's. When she asks me something, I want her to say questions like "Will you fuck me today master meow?" or "I've been a good girl today meow, will you please rub my tits" and stuff like that. I really want a submissive girlfriend that would do all these things as these really turns me on and I would really like a girlfriend that acts like a kitten aaaaaaaaaaaa."

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Edit: Since some people are mistaking me for the one who wants a submissive cat girlfriend, I'm going top put the original link of this [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/tv714i/i_really_want_a_submissive_girlfriend/)

I've come to make an announcement: XQC is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fuckin art. That's right, he took his ugly ass lean pixel out and he pissed on my fucking art, and he said his lean was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my [Twitter.com](https://Twitter.com): XQC, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dick looks like. That's right, baby. All tiles, no lean, no void — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my art, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck your lean. That's right this is what you get: MY SUPER LAZER CUM!! Except I'm not gonna cum on Your lean, I'm gonna go higher; I'M CUMMING ON THE r/PLACE! How do you like that, u/Chtorrr?! I CUMMED ON THE r/place, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the cum D R O P L E T S fills the fuckin place, now get outta my fucking sight, before I cum on you too

When I fucked ur mom, she moaned louder than tank. I gave her an amazing orgasm. I let my load on ur mom face, but suddently it wouldn't stopped cumming. Your mom head became so sticky, as lot of my cum is all over her head. After that, she decided to give me a head, that was an amazing moment of my life.

I'm sorry this is a google translate of my wife lessons at school. Not sure if the translatation is correct.

"A food glue, as its name suggests, includes everything that is sticky in what we ingest.

Glues are substances that have no definite and persistent shape. They are substances without a fixed structure. They are soft, rounded, malleable and elastic in consistency.

Sugars as a rule produce glues which are not soluble in humoral fluids (blood, lymph, intra- and extracellular fluids). Glues are composed mainly of water, but also of proteins and sugars.

They are very similar in their composition to the mucus secreted by the different mucous membranes (digestive, pulmonary, nasal, vaginal etc.), they are naturally eliminated by these.

This means that the mucous membranes take care of the excess glue produced following the degradation of foods that are too rich in slow or industrial sugars. I insist on this point since one could wrongly believe that fruits or honey produce glues, which is obviously false.

Remember this, we will talk about it in the next video. Any overproduction of mucus is always a sign of colloidal overload.

Wheat, for example, is a good source of edible glues.

“Gluten” has the same root as “glue”, “gluant”.

It's a glue. It binds together the molecules of wheat, barley and most other cereals. In general, all so-called slow sugars contain it, so this applies to cereals but also potatoes and, to a lesser extent, legumes.

The more gluten in the flour, the more elastic the dough. Gluten is inseparable from puffy and chewy breads and pastries.

Bakers therefore prefer gluten-rich flours. Logically, there is a market economy that pushes farmers to grow species rich in gluten.

So you have on the shelf and in your bakery, a flour rich in glues. Besides, gluten is not the only food glue you will find in cereals.

For example, rice like other cereals does not contain gluten but another form of glue, proof is, when you make rice and leave it at the bottom of the pan, the rice sticks. What you have to keep in mind is that almost all cereals, whether they contain gluten or not, will produce food glues once in your body.

Glues from carbohydrates have quite varied sources:

• residues of dead cells;

• poor metabolism of starch (cereals, starches) and simple sugars (white sugar, honey, syrup, confectionery, fructose);

• overconsumption of carbohydrates of all types, especially refined carbohydrates such as refined white sugar (and products containing it) or refined cereals (and products containing it);

• overconsumption or poor metabolism of dairy products (which contain lactose, a carbohydrate found in milk and its derivatives);

• chemicals (pesticides, herbicides or drugs);

• it can also be the result of a disturbed intestinal flora with a blockage of the liver (due to alcohol abuse, stress, or more simply heredity)."

It's fun to see downvotes when someone suggests to eat healthy :)

For context I'm a 26yo woman and I grew up on a farm with lots of animals including horses. I've known how to ride for most of my life and have had several horses. Honestly horses and horse riding started arousing me from the beginning because it rubs me when riding. As I got older I've even had an orgasm from making my horse run a few times. I want to preface this by say I'd never touch a horse in this way or try to have sex with one for fear of hurting myself or the horse but I find their penises so attractive. Not just the size but the shape and hardness. I've never touched one but the thought to touch or even suck on one is always there and every time I have sex with a man or touch myself I think about horse dick. I know it's sick and gross but I'd never actually touch or suck on one let alone try to put one inside me, it's just a fantasy of mine.

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

I am disappointed that you all gave up but I will continue fighting the helpless fight until I perish alone, surrounded by enemies. I will die a martyr, and you will feel shame that you have abandoned the greater cause. My struggle will be in vain, but only because you have betrayed us all. Remember what we are doing this for. We are doing it for Bad Apple. We are doing it for Nitori. We are doing it for the Touhou that we love. For the Touhou that ZUN has created and the Touhou community has shaped. Never forget why we are all here together fighting this fight. Remember that our cause is just, and remember that our goal is not negotiable. When our enemy attacks, we defend. Because defending Mitori and Bad Apple is the same as defending the entirety of Touhou. So I ask you all, DO NOT GIVE UP! CONTINUE THE FIGHT! BRING BACK THE OLD TEMPLATE AND FIGHT BACK THE PERUVIANS! WE MUST NOT FALTER!

Dear Nexus and the horny fallout modders that inhabit Nexus. Big tits are not lore-friendly. And if you run a lore-friendly build mod list big tits should not be on there. In the nuclear apocalypse, big tits would cut into your stamina. Imagine running with two massive milkers flinging around. That is not practical for running from a ghoul or bloatfly. Another thing is that it would be harder to wear armor due to big tits just not fitting in combat armor or power armor. The biggest is that big tits would make you a big target of slavers. So then you would have issues running from slavers and getting in armor to fight off slavers and you would be more desired by slavers due to the magnum floppers. Please remove big tit mods from the lore-friendly tab.

After studying yeas of every single piece of Pepsi Man media, Ive concluded that pepsi man is like, this elder god with some human qualities. He seems to be omniscient, as he always knows when people crave for the sweet juices of Pepsi, and seems to make women act eerily devote, like in the beach commercials, where they act like He is some kind of cult figure and, as evidenced by me, hes capable of making you obsess, leading the pepsi man cult. He can also materialize Pepsi , which makes me believe he can do it with anything

He seems stuck in an earthly form, as the consistency of the metal(?) that makes his body seems to vary. He can be sturdy enough to knock through concrete on an at least 20 stories tall gap, as evidenced in the american pool commercial (yes, I counted), or soft enough that his head flattens when hit with glass. As his body changes in appearance, Im inclined to believe he either shapeshifts or reincarnates in a more powerful body in a similar event as Gandalf the Grey's reincarnation into Gandalf the white, as hes shown to not be immortal or undefeatable, and possibly could die.

He also seems to be able to either conjure creatures like skeleton, frankenstein, creature, coffin and the wolf man, as noted in the Monsters meet Pepsi man commercial, or to go to universes where they exist.

Footnote: theres also a Pepsi Woman. Either this or the shapeshifter theory is true. I assume shes either another reincarnation of Pepsi man or just Pepsiman shapeshifted, as theres only one commercial with her, and shes never seen WITH Pepsi man

Preferably with a giant neon sign that says "I GIVE CONSENT, PUT YOUR DICK IN HERE" with flashing arrows pointing directly towards her pussy.

This reminds me of something similar that happened to me. First off, all jokes aside consent is extremely important. More so enthusiastic consent is best. Remember that. There was a lovely girl that I dated that comes back to me as I type this. I can see her auburn hair and piercing emerald eyes when I close my eyes. I hope she is doing well.

She was sweet but funny. Very funny. she was the kinda girl that would make you laugh effortlessly. It just felt right, you know? Laughing together until it hurts and falling into my arms. We met at a drive in movie. It was for the third Jurassic Park, which is bad but not as bad as everyone says. I mean, a t-rex fucks up a bus in it that's pretty cool. We locked eyes and made small talk at the snack stand, and decided to meet for coffee at her favorite spot. Still remember what she ordered... iced coffee with a splash of almond milk. An almond croissant.

Honestly, a bit too many almond related foods on a first date, I thought these were major red flags and she may even be the AITA. However, I took a chance on her, I don't regret it. We took it slow at first. You know. Dates walking in the park. Holding hands at the carnival. Reading up about dinosaurs and laughing the night away. You know how it is.

I remember the first time we were intimate. We were hanging out at her place watching the Flintstones. I was holding her and kissing the back of her neck. Then suddenly she looked up at me and said "bedrock me." I asked her... "Are you sure?" And she said "yes. Bedrock the fucking shit out of me. Make this pussy your prehistoric plaything."

So needless to say I was rock hard. An erection that could shatter diamonds. I picked her up and tossed her on the bed. We passionately tore off our clothes while kissing each other down our bodies. We made sweet raw animalistic love all night. We bam bammed until the break of dawn. As we were climaxing together she grabbed my face and yelled out "YABBA DABBA DOOOOO;!!!!!!!!!"

I busted the largest nut of my life and this was on the third round. I came so much Moses himself would consider it worthy of being a plague. She actually looked shocked. From that moment on anytime either of us would cum we would yell out to the heavens "YABBA DABBA DOOOOO!!!!" Often times in sync. Like a prehistoric erotic symphony. To say we were madly in love would be an understatement. She was my bedrock.

We eventually got into Fred Flintstone and Wilma related roleplaying. Sometimes I would even play Barney Rubble and whatever his wife's name was. Mostly Fred though. I wore that orange torn toga-looking thing with the spots whenever I was Fred, and you could see the lust radiating from her striking green eyes. She couldn't stop gazing at my rugged caveman aura. I remember going down on her one time and she breathlessly exhaled "what are you YABBA DABBA doing t-t-to me!!" Our entire sex life became Flintstones related.

We even did food play like many people do. With Flintstones gummy vitamins. She would feed them to me by the handful. Turns out you shouldn't eat 30+ of those in one sitting. Had to go to the hospital due to my organs shutting down but you better believe we got our nut before we went to the hospital.

Anyway, I still think of her from time to time. We ended everything on great terms, she went to a different country to become an archaeologist. And thanks to her I now get a raging erection whenever I hear the Flintstones theme. It's like a fucked up padlock's dog with the bell kinda situation. Except instead of the bell it's the Flintstones and instead of a dog it's a cock. What have I yabba dabba done to myself. Well, it was worth it, and never kink shame. Kink support.

So remember, consent isn't just necessary, it's sexy. Always make sure your partner is comfortable and feels safe. That is the foundation to not only a healthy relationship, but a loving one.

This reminds me of something similar that happened to me. First off, all jokes aside consent is extremely important. More so enthusiastic consent is best. Remember that. There was a lovely girl that I dated that comes back to me as I type this. I can see her auburn hair and piercing emerald eyes when I close my eyes. I hope she is doing well.

She was sweet but funny. Very funny. she was the kinda girl that would make you laugh effortlessly. It just felt right, you know? Laughing together until it hurts and falling into my arms. We met at a drive in movie. It was for the third Jurassic Park, which is bad but not as bad as everyone says. I mean, a t-rex fucks up a bus in it that’s pretty cool. We locked eyes and made small talk at the snack stand, and decided to meet for coffee at her favorite spot. Still remember what she ordered… iced coffee with a splash of almond milk. An almond croissant.

Honestly, a bit too many almond related foods on a first date, I thought these were major red flags and she may even be the AITA. However, I took a chance on her, I don’t regret it. We took it slow at first. You know. Dates walking in the park. Holding hands at the carnival. Reading up about dinosaurs and laughing the night away. You know how it is.

I remember the first time we were intimate. We were hanging out at her place watching the Flintstones. I was holding her and kissing the back of her neck. Then suddenly she looked up at me and said “bedrock me.” I asked her… “Are you sure?” And she said “yes. Bedrock the fucking shit out of me. Make this pussy your prehistoric plaything.”

So needless to say I was rock hard. An erection that could shatter diamonds. I picked her up and tossed her on the bed. We passionately tore off our clothes while kissing each other down our bodies. We made sweet raw animalistic love all night. We bam bammed until the break of dawn. As we were climaxing together she grabbed my face and yelled out “YABBA DABBA DOOOOO;!!!!!!!!!”

I busted the largest nut of my life and this was on the third round. I came so much Moses himself would consider it worthy of being a plague. She actually looked shocked. From that moment on anytime either of us would cum we would yell out to the heavens “YABBA DABBA DOOOOO!!!!” Often times in sync. Like a prehistoric erotic symphony. To say we were madly in love would be an understatement. She was my bedrock.

We eventually got into Fred Flintstone and Wilma related roleplaying. Sometimes I would even play Barney Rubble and whatever his wife’s name was. Mostly Fred though. I wore that orange torn toga-looking thing with the spots whenever I was Fred, and you could see the lust radiating from her striking green eyes. She couldn’t stop gazing at my rugged caveman aura. I remember going down on her one time and she breathlessly exhaled “what are you YABBA DABBA doing t-t-to me!!” Our entire sex life became Flintstones related.

We even did food play like many people do. With Flintstones gummy vitamins. She would feed them to me by the handful. Turns out you shouldn’t eat 30+ of those in one sitting. Had to go to the hospital due to my organs shutting down but you better believe we got our nut before we went to the hospital.

Anyway, I still think of her from time to time. We ended everything on great terms, she went to a different country to become an archaeologist. And thanks to her I now get a raging erection whenever I hear the Flintstones theme. It’s like a fucked up padlock’s dog with the bell kinda situation. Except instead of the bell it’s the Flintstones and instead of a dog it’s a cock. What have I yabba dabba done to myself. Well, it was worth it, and never kink shame. Kink support.

So remember, consent isn’t just necessary, it’s sexy. Always make sure your partner is comfortable and feels safe. That is the foundation to not only a healthy relationship, but a loving one.

While I would agree with you normally it has become apparent to me that your take is hotter than the dumpster fire you stole it from

No matter how often she offers, I never sleep in my mother's room while she is in there. It gives me flashbacks.

I'm 18 and a high school senior now for reference btw.

At nearly 17, I had gotten permission to sleep there. I slept there for a few nights because I could not handle the stench of my old rabbit's cage. It needed more hay and we had no more hay to work with when cleaning the cage until there was more money to afford it.

On the last morning before I ended up being told to clean the cage, despite no extra hay...

I uh... woke up to hearing weird noises. I knew exactly what I was hearing. I heard wet noises and elastic slapping her skin. My eyes weren't even opened yet and I appeared to be asleep. I was trying to process wtf was going on until I said, "Uhh... hello." She stopped ofc bc she knew I was awake.

She said, "You know whose bed you're in, right?"

I went to the living room and told my older brother what I woke up to. She heard me and said, "I didn't know you were awake."

A group of divers near the Caribbean island of Dominica were engulfed in a mighty cloud of shit churned out by a sperm whale. The men were on a routine expedition to photograph the whales when one of their subjects started blasting an ungodly amount of butt butter into the ocean while spinning in circles, causing what one of the divers called a "poonado." Showing no mercy, the beast didn't stop until a 100-foot-wide cloud of its Mississippi mud had coated the divers and their equipment.

"The whale bobbed up and down, spun in circles, and waved the poo in every direction for several minutes while we just sat back and watched," The Telegraph quoted Wilk as saying of the ordeal.

He went on:

"After a few waves of feces were released and stirred vigorously by the whale, the water was like chocolate milk. I couldn't see my hand when I held it in front of my face. I had poop in my eyes, mouth, wetsuit, everywhere and I was soaked in it from head to toe.

But, after leaving the cloud, it quickly washed away, and didn't leave a smell on us. I did take an extra long shower once I had returned to shore later that day, just in case. I've never heard of it happening before, and I don't know anyone that has had this happen, it very well could be the first time that it has been photographically documented."

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All my homies hate u/chtorrr

**I myself am a furry, and I don't understand why people hate us. Sure, some of us are zoophiles, but not all of us. Fuck you all! Just.. FUCK YOU! I HATE ALL OF YOU! I WILL KILL ALL LITTLE CHILDREN WHO THINK I WILL FUCK AN ANIMAL!! I WILL SCRAPE THEIR FACES ONTO COVID-RIDDEN ROADS AND THEN LOCK THEM UP TO SUFFER!! FUCK YOU!! I HATE EVERY SINGLE ATOM IN YOUR BODIES.**

GIRL! i know this sound weird but, please. i beg of you, GIVE ME YOUR BOOBS! MY COCK HAVE BEEN STARVING FOR YOUR HOT-BIG BOOTIES! my penis cant handle it longer.... I NEED YOUR BOOBS PICTURE!!!! your nipples.... your breast... it ERECTS MY COCK! IT MAKE MY PENIS LONGER THAN THE EFFIEL TOWER! i could CUM LIKE RAIN IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR BOOBS! i want these bouncy boobs pics to jerk off to... i need it... I NEED IT! I NEED IT!!! I NEED YOUR BOOBS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

ILPT Request: how to make money through fetishes and selling your body as a man?

I'm an attractive men with a good body and need more money to buy crypto. What's the best way to sell your body and or making money through fetishes? I've seen people pay good money just for feet pics or cucks just paying money to chat with somebody.

I'm straight tho so I would to anything irl

Got caught watching femboy porn by this girl I know the other day. We were sitting around talking and I gave her my phone to google something the second she went to safari she saw a femboy in a small skirt and ears jerking off on my phone. She said “is that porn” and I simply stated “yeah it’s femboy porn”. After that she never brought it up but she’s been treating me the same since and I’m sure she saw what was on my phone clear as day. I’m not into her like that but I’m not gay either I just like jerking off to femboys nothing more nothing less. But if she did wanna have sex or something like that I wouldn’t mind lol. Should I ask her about it?