So I am on the North end of an Eiffel Tower spitroast getting a Rusty Trombone and performing a Dirty Sanchez on a pre-op Tranny named Carla when the saggy, dessicated face under the lady I was bangin' appeared from underneath and said "Little Joey Franklin? Is that you?" as she spat out her filthy dentures to receive the reluctantly heavy load of acid-bitter baby batter from my engorged Goo Gun. Simultaneously horrified and in ecstasy my special purpose spewed into her eager toothless maw and she slowly suckled on my rapidly shriveling Don Thomas while cooing "See you in class tomorrow." I was busted, both literally and figuratively and I dreaded the note home that I knew was sure to come. Don't steal your parents' swinger pass kids, it isn't worth it.

In February 2005, viewers submitted a number of complaints to the United Kingdom's Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) regarding Jamster's advertising campaign, complaining that Crazy Frog appeared to have a visible penis and scrotum. Some parents complained that this made inappropriate viewing for children.[48] There were also complaints regarding the frequency with which the advertisement appeared on television, reportedly up to twice an hour across most of the day,[49] with some channels showing it more than once per commercial break.

The ASA did not uphold the complaints, pointing out that the advert was already classified as inappropriate for airing during children's television programmes as it contained a premium rate telephone number, and that it was the broadcasters' decision how often an advertisement should be shown.[50] Jamster voluntarily censored the character's genital area (via pixelization) in later broadcasts of its advertisements. Similar action occurred in Australia, with similar results.[51] In November 2021, the Crazy Frog Twitter account made light of the controversy, saying, "A lot of people were shocked to see my PP in 2005. And still shocked to see it now in 2021!!"

In April 2005, television viewers complained about misleading advertisements produced by Jamba!, trading as Jamster and RingtoneKing. Viewers felt that it was not made sufficiently clear that they were subscribing to a service, rather than paying a one-time fee for their ringtone. The complaints were upheld.[52]

In May 2005, viewers inundated the ASA with new complaints regarding the continuous airing of the latest Crazy Frog advertisements. The intensity of the advertising was unprecedented in British television history. According to The Guardian, Jamster bought 73,716 spots across all TV channels in May alone — an average of nearly 2,378 slots daily — at a cost of about £8 million, just under half of which was spent on ITV. 87% of the population saw the Crazy Frog adverts an average of 26 times, 15% of the adverts appeared twice during the same advertising break and 66% were in consecutive ad breaks. An estimated 10% of the population saw the advert more than 60 times. This led to many members of the population finding the Crazy Frog, as its original name suggests, immensely irritating.[53]

As the authority had already adjudicated on the matter and confirmed the matter was not within its remit, the unusual step was taken of adding a notice to the ASA's online and telephone complaints system informing viewers that Jamster!-related complaints should be directed towards the broadcaster or the regulator, Ofcom.[citation needed]

On 21 September 2005, the ASA ruled that the Crazy Frog, along with other Jamba ringtone advertisements, could not be shown before 9pm. This adjudication was revised on 25 January 2006, maintaining the 'upheld' decision but revising the wording of one of the points.[54][55]

In March 2005, anti-virus vendors discovered the "W32/Crog.worm" computer virus (a contraction of Crazy Frog), which spreads through file-sharing networks and MSN Messenger, exploiting the Crazy Frog's notoriety with a promise of an animation depicting his demise.[56][57]

On July 1, 2020, the Crazy Frog Twitter account posted a depiction of the character in a noose, appearing to commit suicide by hanging.[58] The tweet was quickly deleted and an apology was issued; the apology itself has since been deleted as well.[59]

Following the release of "Tricky" on December 10, 2021, an official non-fungible token release was planned on "Metabeats." This was met with backlash on Twitter, with the account managers stating they had been receiving death threats over the matter.[60] Despite the controversy, they still plan to release the NFTs.[61]

XQC is a bitchass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking hololive. That’s right, he took his streamer little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking hololive, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. Com. XQC, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my osu so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE AMONG US. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the Among Us , I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the r/PLACE! How do you like that Reddit? I PISSED ON THE r/PLACE YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Among Us! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

×Qc if you see this I want you to read all of it please. I hope this writing will have an effect on you, I know you probably never passed social studies 8, and Your ego is too large and you are stubborn. But realise that you are costing many people a chance to express their individuality and collective identities. Tens of thousands of people use riplace as a way to express themself and gain some sort of acceptance which can be hard to come by in this day and age. The internet is a way to bring together communities and nationalities and place is a perfect representation of how the smallest people can have a sense of significance in this world. It has a minimal effect on the large communities like Germany, France, America and yourself because they're already too big to lose. But to the small communities they have to organise themselves in a way they never have before, and as a result it brings a few people together in each community through only one common interest, and who knows? Maybe some of those people will become lifelong friends? Also this event is bringing communities together. Some people might find their new favourite hobby through this. Your community is destroying these bonds. While your viewers are doing your will for the same reason as anyone else who contributes to place; to gain a sense of significance, the doing of your command is breaking apart those communities and those little bonds that could be created between people. Even though your viewers might be a bunch of prepubescent kids, believe they still deserve the same right to sense of significance as anyone else. So I do not blame them for liking your content, or for obeying you for that little bit of belonging, I only wish they saw in you the way I see in you; greedy, stubborn, and careless because you are unable to see that you are destroying opportunities for people to connect. But it's not too late to change. If only you would see that you are hurting these communities and that you have the power to stop. You can still give your viewers a sense of belonging without destroying other groups of people. If you use only the territory that belongs to you, and before you say "They're only pixels" remember they represent a person's individuality. No one would hate you for expressing your community, that's what place is about. Your viewers wouldn't lose any respect for you if you did this, in fact some might gain respect if they're smart enough to see that you'd be growing as a person, giving up your selfish egotistical traits to become a more honourable person who doesn't abuse his power. You aren't making a very good name for yourself. History never works in the tyrants favour. If you want to create a legacy for yourself this isn't the way to do it. While I disagree almost entirely with what you're doing to place, I feel I need to thank you. Because if you hadn't become the invader that you are, some alliances wouldn't have been made. You took the osu! community from being an annoying pink circle made of bots to being a hero who defends against you. Many small communities link together to make an attempt at stopping you. You have united us through a common enemy. You cannot have growth without conflict. I ask you to please stop attacking the small communities. Almost no one deserves to be raided but you raid against foes who cannot fight back. Choose good.

You are psychotic. You have sent this message to many people now. We see you and your sociopathic ways and are reporting you as such. No community has agreed to shit, get your psychological warfare out of here. If the community supported this effort the image would already be complete. Get a hint and get off your high horse. Go invade a different area and stop direct messaging people like a fucking psychopath!

So yesterday my mother and I went to the local grocery store and I went to get the things I needed for Spaghetti. I went to a small line with only one person in front of me. The one in front of me was a dollar short because she was a single mom who worked two jobs, and the cashier helped her by getting a dollar that she had and paid the dollar for her. The single mother smiled and left then as I was getting checked out, the cashier said “your total is $23.45.” I just stood there in silence with arms crossed and raised an eyebrow. He repeated himself and then I said “aren’t you gonna pay for it yourself?” He looked all confused and I told him about the single mother situation, and he said “ma’am I’m not going to pay for your items. You don’t need help unlike her.” After a while of arguing I got kicked out, WITHOUT MY STUFF!! My mom was very embarrassed of me for no reason. UGH I am never going back there again!

I was at my room jerking off. I just came(sorry if it's gross) on a tissue on top of my Desk(thats my style I don't like holding it.)

I heard my sisters footsteps coming to my room, I pulled my pants and stood in front of the tissue. She said, "what are you doing?" started asking a million questions. I blushed so hard my whole face was like a tomato I bet. I tried not to give in. My mom came. My heart was beating so hard that I bet they heard it. They move to the left I move to the left, they move to the right I move to the right. I pressed my hand on my own fucking jizz because of them. I did everything to make them believe. My sister understood I think so she said, "let's get out mom. I do not think he is doing something." my mom started to freak out(she's a control maniac). I felt like my heart was going rip out of my fucking Chest. I'm still red and shaking. I'm not gonna ever masturbate in my room. They are Muslim and this is ramadan. I would be dead.

Edit: I am not a Muslim.

Edit 2: stop telling me to lock the door. My door is broken it can't be locked.

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So I was helping my mum dust my brothers Lego shelf, it's been sitting gathering dust for years and he constantly complains about sneezing and whatnot so we decided to dust the hell out of it while he was out. He has a Lego Star Wars Millennium Falcon and basically if you know what it looks like the top of it is made out of flaps that fold outwards so you can see the interior of the ship. as I was dusting it I noticed little shiny glints from inside so opened a few of the flaps up, to find the entire interior stuffed with condoms. needleless to say, I was speechless. luckily o managed to slam them shut quick enough so my mum didn't see, I didn't want to make things awkward for my brother.

Is your son secretly texting about loli hentai?

LOL - Loli Onahole Love
LMAO - Lick My Ass Oni-chan
BRB - Battling Real Bronies
FSS - Fantastic Straight Shota
RN - Railing Nieces
FYI - Fuck Yes Incest

I was at my room jerking off. I just came(sorry if it's gross) on a tissue on top of my Desk(thats my style I don't like holding it.)

I heard my sisters footsteps coming to my room, I pulled my pants and stood in front of the tissue. She said, "what are you doing?" started asking a million questions. I blushed so hard my whole face was like a tomato I bet. I tried not to give in. My mom came. My heart was beating so hard that I bet they heard it. They move to the left I move to the left, they move to the right I move to the right. I pressed my hand on my own fucking jizz because of them. I did everything to make them believe. My sister understood I think so she said, "let's get out mom. I do not think he is doing something." my mom started to freak out(she's a control maniac). I felt like my heart was going rip out of my fucking Chest. I'm still red and shaking. I'm not gonna ever masturbate in my room. They are Muslim and this is ramadan. I would be dead.

Edit: I am not a Muslim.

Edit 2: stop telling me to lock the door. My door is broken it can't be locked.

Today I (69M) came to work with a gigantic veiny dildo in my ass because I (420F) was horny and to make some sort of political statement. Masturbating makes me more productive in the workplace, so I (27M) usually masturbate quietly in my cubicle. I (44M) was watching femboy porn on my work computer (8NB) when my evil boss (51M) shared his screen to give some dumb presentation. This made me really upset so I (.001M) yelled "aw man, really?" and my boss saw that I (20M) had my wiener hanging out in plain sight and it was twitching. He told me that this was my last warning and that I (35NB) need to focus on doing my job. I (δ) told him that in Europe they embrace sex positivity in the workplace and in France "bring your s\*\*\*e to wokday" is a national holiday. He said "well we're not in France and in my office you do your job". I (5½M) perceived this as a microaggression so I (99M) farted in his face and a giant dildo flew out my ass and into a patient's mouth (I'm a social worker). This caused my boss to morph into some kind of demon and he told me I'm not getting a Christmas bonus this year. AITA?

Once upon a midnight dreary, While I porn surfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious site of hot xxx galore. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. "This not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!". Quoth the server..."404"

So I got a new boyfriend *yay* and we have been seeing eachother for about a month now 😃

Anyway, the other night we were having a twilight marathon (I LOVE twilight) and a dream of mine is to have a vampire boyfriend!

I have been experimenting with eating my own blood ever since the twilight books first came out - I consider myself to be a vampire now - I usually just save the blood I lose naturally each month (I usually just keep the tampons in the freezer etc.) and just suck on them and eat them later.

I decided that I would try and "turn" my new boyfriend. So I have been cooking my blood into his food everytime he comes over - I have tried making blood pudding as well but that only works when I have a heavy flow (you need A LOT of blood) - so I usually just add a little bit of blood into the marinade or pasta sauce etc, etc. He has absolutely no idea 😃

I have been doing this for 3-4 weeks, do you think he could be a vampire by now? >.<

WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 11 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK WON'T TURN OFF.

My mother [1,756f] says no I [17m] don't believe her and was angry that she [1,756f] said that I [17m] couldn't do my dream job [waiter at hooters] so i [17m] shot her [12 gauge shotgun] in the chest [37 times]

It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturbation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.

This subreddit has almost a million users, so I thought it was about time we put our collective shitposting abilities together and leave our mark on r/place. Share template ideas and whatnot, and try not to disturb other art. Just find our own little place.

EDIT: If I see a good template, I will edit it onto this post for visibility.

Gaslight? Baby what are you even talking about? Did your friends teach you that word? I think they’re negatively impacting our relationship. If you really loved me consider distancing yourself from them.

Gaslight? Baby I don’t even know what that word means so how could I be doing that. Why would I even do that to you? I love you. You seem insane rn for accusing me of a word that doesn’t exist

Nowadays it's like 20 people per day saying shit like that. There should be a system that automatically filters them out and sends the appropriate resources to the person in need. If the resources work, great! If they don't, at least no one else has to live with the knowledge that like 20 redditors killed themselves today. Without this ban, there's a chance that someone only stays alive because their post got like 200 upvites and thought "Oh now I am something!" It's depressing.